TUESDAY

Kara says:

So I got into a car accident today. Beat that on your excitement meter.

Amanda says:

I got 70% off of my perfume.

A fucking car accident?

Kara says:

hahaha

Amanda says:

Share bear’s car?

Kara says:

no, Joey was driving thank god, his car took it from behind on the on ramp.

So I got him to pull over, and the lady that rear ended us pulled in too

I jumped out

Amanda says:

So you got rear ended?

Where?

Kara says:

she gets out…and asks if there is any damage, I said nope… and she said oh I`m so sorry, and I told her calmly “fucking pay attention“ then I walked back to the car and continued on our journey to the gym.

On the on-ramp to get to the Southside

Amanda says:

You told off a senior citizen

how does that make you feel?

Kara says:

She wasn`t a senior citizen.

She was maybe 50.

Amanda says:

Well you escaped, this is all that matters.

And you had time for cardio

Kara says:

And it made me feel great, for everyone’s safety if you can`t pay attention, then you shouldn`t be driving

Amanda says:

Sounds like a good day.

Umm need I remind you of our drives?

Kara says:

Yes…mega attention

not a bad thing

Amanda says:

ha.

Kara says:

I never smashed into anyone

hahaha

Amanda says:

I’m trying to think of interesting things. Okay, I do have: “illogical things that piss me off #173948723″

Here’s the deal

Kara says:

mmhhmm

Amanda says:

Putting your jacket up over your nose and mouth will not actually protect you from invisible swine on the bus. Why? Because–it’s a fucking jacket and not a surgical mask and your grubby hand you used to put it over your face with was just on the rail, idiot

I’m so sick of swine. Not with. Of.

ok.

Kara says:

I think it’s all overrated… survival of the fittest.

hahaha

Amanda says:

And a BMO bank teller gave me the eyes today when I ordered rent cheques and I noticed she removed all of her piercings and I wondered if this is bank policy

Kara says:

I`m sure it is. Policy of any kind makes me nervous… if you are a flight attendant… no you may not have a messy bun in your hair.

Amanda says:

seriously, for turbulence?

Kara says:

I don`t get it…piercings and messy buns aren`t going to hurt anyone

Amanda says:

gravity likes shapely buns

Kara says:

no… because it looks unprofessional?… it has to be smooth and pretty

Amanda says:

I was kidding.

Kara says:

manicured.

hahaha

Amanda says:

sick.

Kara says:

it is sick

Amanda says:

Since when does metal affect your ability to speak or smile or wait on people

Kara says:

I`d be fucked… I have a mess of hair and I can`t use a curling iron

Well… I have a story about that.

I got my tongue pierced the day before I had to preach.

I sounded funny.

Amanda says:

I love that you were a preacher.

you sounded like you liked pussy

Kara says:

 hahaha

Amanda says:

What was the best part of spreading God’s word?

Kara says:

The hypocrisy.

that was the best part. The best part of preaching was being up higher than everyone else and telling them they are bad people.

Amanda says:

hahaha

Kara says:

meanwhile… back at bible college… I was a hot mess.

hahaha

Amanda says:

Prop 8 is going to the high court

I believe in January

woot.

Speaking of hot messes….you loving the dating website?

Kara says:

Good. America is still America though, they will always struggle with progressive issues. I`m still not convinced on POF.

hahaha

I might meet a few on the trip to Moncton.

We`ll see.

But… Moncton… that makes me nervous on its own

Amanda says:

One more question

the word ‘titties’ turn off, no?

Kara says:

titties…. hmmm depending on who its coming from.

slightly high pitched `TITTIES` like kitties…. is fine.

Amanda says:

even if someone is smoking hot…I think titties sounds like bad porn

Kara says:

but look at her titties… could be trashy.

Amanda says:

I think it’s worse when it’s nonchalant.

Kara says:

Agreed.

What’s a better word.. how do we phase out titties.

Amanda says:

tits

Kara says:

is that better though?

Amanda says:

remove the tie

jugs

headlights

birthday cakes

Kara says:

 Dirty pillows… I saw that on Carrie

Amanda says:

breasts are too maternal

sick

Kara says:

boobs

Amanda says:

bits

Kara says:

boobs cracks me up.

boobies…

Amanda says:

kibbles and bits

Kara says:

hahaha

melons.

Amanda says:

alright I’m out of here. Keep your tits, er, head up. See you tomorrow