Lettuce tell you about the worst climbing shirt decision ever, and how we made it no less than three times in front of people.
We thought, oh cool! Pink! It’ll be pretty! Well, it’s not. It completely sucks.
Instance uno: German Klettern guy takes this almost not horrible picture:
Yup. Crankin away, snazzy heel hook and all on the hardest gd boulder problem in the country, and el pink shirt matches the rocks, and the floor, and the skin, and basically turns this into a picture of a pair of shoes, some black hot pants and a little pile of hair. Thanks for nothing, pink shirt.
Here it is at erock, not doing anyone any favors. (This arete problem is super fun though, and Brandon took this otherwise lovely photo):
And then there’s the last straw:
Practically busting a nip on the warm up! It’s not, it’s not (and thanks for investigating, Erik!!), but no shirt that threatens nipple in such a manner can be allowed to stay.
Look, there are dozens of shirts here, and they’re all here for the right reasons. To look good in photos, and to cover nipples. We’ve never had to deal with anything like this here before, but we’re going to have to ask this shirt to pack it in and leave the mansion, like, tonight.
SO: Available for FREE: Horrible, whorely pink shirt. Small. Plunging neckline. Go to McKinney and ask them to point you at the skank with the shirt.
Yeah that one.
(pics by steffen, brandon, andy, the bachelor, and carl)
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