What is under her shirt?

I am just going to jump right into it.  A middle aged woman walked onto the train this morning and placed herself inbetween two individuals.  I am a people watcher, I can’t help it.  For some reason I was intrigued to watch this simple plan jane woman.  Now most of us sit and adjust ourselves once we are in a new place, however she took it to another level.  This woman must have looked down her shirt about 15 times in a 10 minute time gap.  She full on pulled her tank top out and stared down her shirt.  Actually STARED in complete awe!  Now her boobs weren’t huge so I had one of two thoughts.  This woman just ran out of her house stuffed her bra and realized she did a crap job and needed to do some adjusting.  Or, she just frankly loves the way her boobs look….either way..wtf

Eva Longoria Takes Some Scary Pictures, Shows a Half-Nipple

Ask anyone know, I’m a pretty artsy guy. Once I walked into a store and they had that picture of a bunch of dogs playing poker and I knew at that exact moment that it was going to be a hit. Yes it may have been just last week and yes that picture may have already sold about 6 million prints but I knew it was really something special.

Like dogs playing poker these most recent pictures of Eva Longoria are art. She looks all scary and not really that attractive but that’s what makes art cool right? Even better, you see a part of her nipple in one of the shots. Like I said – art.

Actual dinner table conversation

Location: the kitchen

Time: 5:00 pm (we eat when senior citizens do…got a problem with that?)

Characters: Dad, Mom, Jesse, Alisa

Alisa: He said that he really liked me.  He said that he’d call and he still hasn’t.

Dad: I would give him a few more days.  Maybe he got the flu?  You know it’s going around.

Alisa: OR maybe he just isn’t interested in me.

Mom: Alisa, you really haven’t given it enough time. I’m sure he’s a nice guy who is interested.

Alisa: He shouldn’t have lead me on like that.  You don’t say you like me more than the others and then refuse to call when you say you will.

Dad: How many others is he seeing?

Alisa: two

Jesse: haha, slutty

Dad: Well then you’re just going to have to do something that none of the others have.

Alisa: show him my tits? (sidenote: Yes, I’m an Xtra Klassy truck driver.  I know this and so do my parents.  They love me anyway so don’t judge)

Dad: No, every slut does that.  Do something different.

Alisa: I mean, the interview went so smoothly.  It was amazing and he told me he was interested.  He should have called by nowwwww.

END SCENE

This economy/job search is the worst boyfriend I have ever had.  That is all.

This woman looks like a terrifying gremlin. However it pretty much sums up the way I feel.

Cougar finally fucks her sexy man!

Read after, “My Pussy Gets Licked and Finger Fucked”

Gavin and I lay in each other’s arms talking about what seemed like everything. I found it easy to open up to him. Perhaps it was because I lay with my back to him in the “spoon” position. I didn’t feel like he was looking into my eyes trying to read any level of past heartache from the ex-boyfriend. I realized that we were all someone’s pain and all someone’s pleasure as Gavin’s cock got hard again and pressed against the cheeks of my ass.

                I squirmed.

                The head of his cock was seeping pre-cum already so I teased him by wiggling my butt further against his prick.

                “Mmmmm, that feels good,” he said pulling my long hair off the back of my neck and kissing it while he cupped my breasts.

                I wanted to slide his cock in between my butt cheeks and have him fuck me from behind so we wouldn’t have eye contact, but he wasn’t about to let me get away with that and rolled me onto my back.

                Gavin climbed over me, his body covering me like a blanket. He brushed my lips lightly with his sending a shiver down my spine and making my pussy twitch.

                I spread my legs.

                He kissed me deeply and more passionately than he had all night. It was as though he wanted security that I was his and he was mine.

                No worries Gav, I’m in if you are.

                 The head of Gavin’s cock was poking my folded flesh, seeking entry, yet hesitant.

                My pussy was contracting. I wanted to feel his prick press against the walls of my vagina.             

                We continued to explore as our tongues tasted each other’s mouth.

                I knew Gavin was waiting for a signal that I wanted him to fuck me so I reached my hand between his legs and rubbed my clit with his yummy cock.

                Put it in, I can’t stand it any longer. FUCK ME!

                I bucked my hips against him, lifting them slightly as he guided his dick inside my hot hole.

                Short breaths slipped from both our lips. He felt so damn good. He sat up and held my legs and started fucking me in quick strokes.

                “Oh God,” I cried out.

                He smiled as our eyes met.

                “Oh Goddess,” he said.

                We giggled.

                My big tits were bouncing like crazy and Gavin pounded my pussy with his hard dick. He slipped in and out and I could hardly contain myself. I took my left breast into my hand and pinched my nipple.

                The pleasure/pain factor was intense and I wanted to cum so badly.

                “Ya, pinch those tits baby.”

                I took both my nips in my fingers and pulled and tugged, simulating a sucking motion.

                “Did you like how I did that on your cock, sucking it like that?”

                I could tell he wanted to cum too.

                “You’re so fucking sexy.”

                Gavin took one of his hands and spread my pussy lips and slowed his stroke in and out of my pussy.

                “You’re pussy is so pretty Delaynee,” he said. “Will you rub it for me?”

                Oh fuck ya.

                Gavin kept my labia spread. I rubbed my clitty in a circular motion and my vagina tightened, squeezing his cock.

                “Oh ya, I feel it,” he said. “You feel so good. Cum to me Delaynee.”

                Gavin pressed his dick deeper between my folded flesh and tapping on my cervix. We came together as he pushed in and out of my vagina, the gush of my orgasm soaking his cock and dripping off his balls.

                “You’re amazing,” he said collapsing beside me on the bed.

                “Thank you,” I said kissing him.

                He might have thought I was grateful for the compliment, but I was really thankful that he found me.

                I was also grateful that the next day was Sunday and my store was closed. That meant we could fuck all night…

Cindy Crawford - Great Moments in Nude Super Model History - Part 1

So here’s a new thread we’re gonna start for you – Great Moments in Nude Super Model History. And of course we’re gonna start with one of our all time favorites Cindy Crawford (huge gallery after the jump).

Before we move on, why not check out some of the other threads we always have going:

How about random pictures of celebrities with big tits? (click here)

Child Actors (Alyssa Milano, Madeline Zima, etc.) that grew up to be smokin hot (click here)

Random Hot Amateurs……..

Hot tennis babes from the US Open…….

The tennis hotties of Wimbledon…………….

Hot Random Celebs in Playboy…….

A History of the “Leaked” Celebrity Sex Tape…………….

So anyways, Cindy Crawford was by far the hottest Super Model back in the day (like the late 80’s through the 90’s). The best thing about Cindy besides her HOTNESS? She was never afraid to show the goods!! God bless her for it. Check out the gallery below and enjoy……………..

 

SO CLICK HERE TO SEE A HUGE GALLERY OF A NUDE CINDY CRAWFORD!!!…………………..

Wednesday Link Dump

Junior Seau Gets Run Over by a Bull !! (Barstool Sports)
Danica Patrick Set to Appear in ESPN the magazine’s “The Body” Issue (Sports by Brooks)
Miami Dolphins to Send Big Boobed Chicks to Away Games (Busted Coverage)
Mary Louise Parker Steals Other Chick’s Guys Because She’s HOT (The Superficial)
Ice T’s Wife Coco Has a Sister With Big Boobs; And She’s Bi-Sexual!! (Hey man hustle)
A Really Strange Amateur Sex Tape (Totally NSFW)
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean is Miss October !! (Celebitchy)
Scarlett Johansson is Not Wearing Pants (Popeater)
The 10 Hottest Old School NFL WAGS (Manofest)
The 11 Most Awesome Last Words Ever Spoken (Cracked)
Anna Kournikova is Looking Yummy as Usual (Epic Carnival)
A Tribute t Hot Girls Wearing Camoflauge (Uncoached)
20 Tasteless Street Signs (I am bored)
The 10 Best Jheri Curls in Sports History (Bleacher Report)
The 15 Best Human Wrecking Balls Ever (College Humor)
The 7 Hottest Women of Food TV (Uncoached)

Episode 1 - The Booby Scare

It’s Oct.1 – Breast Cancer Awareness month! The ‘Save A Tit’ campaign begins with the  launch of The Booby Scare, written/produced by Jaime King and Taryn Southern and sponsored by Her Energy.

Directed by Steve Carr (Mall Cop, Dr. Doolittle 2), Booby Scare stars the lovely Jaime King (Sin City, Pearl Harbor), Emily Deschanel (Spiderman 2, Bones), Minka Kelly (Friday Night Lights, 500 Days of Summer), Katherine McPhee (American Idol, House Bunny), and Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother, American Pie.) Everyone had a great time – thanks to all who were involved!

For some behind-the-scenes pics and the more on the making of Episode 1, visit Taryn’s blog.

CREDITS

Brought to you by: Her Energy

Directed by: Steve Carr

Written/Produced by: Taryn Southern and Jaime King

Produced by: David Bernad
Ken Franchi

DP: Adam Santelli

Editor: Tiff Shih

AC: David Thomas

2nd Camera: Jethro Rothe-Kushel

Gaffer: Layne McIsaac

Electric: Philly John

Key Grip: Woody Cone

Grip: Chris McNeilis

Sound: Ramsey Mallette

Hair: Viki Marras

Make Up: Tina Cohen

Pas: Ashton Golembo
Nick Schreiber
Pete Letz

Data Manager: Vahe Papyzan

Behind the Scenes: Brett Register

Still Photography: India Brookover

Special Thanks To:

Brett Jacobson and Bryon Schreckengost at Her Energy
Jason Taragon
ID/PR
Megan Pachon
Brittany Harrison
Jonathan Bernad
Travis Heaps
Kyle Newman

Music:

“Scheming Weasel” and “One Note Long” by Kevin MacLeod
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A Letter from Jaime and Taryn

It’s hard to remember a time when a family member or friend didn’t have breast cancer. As a child, my grandmother was diagnosed. As a pre-teen, my godmother and aunt. In high school, my mother had her first tumor removed. And in 2003, the year I graduated, my aunt Jill lost her years-long battle.

Looking at the genetics, I know that I am at high-risk of also developing breast cancer…which is why I practice early detection methods, even though I’m only in my early 20’s.

In honor of October Breast Cancer Awareness month, Jaime King and I decided to launch “Save a Tit,” a comedic viral video campaign that exposes young women to methods of breast cancer prevention and early detection.

The campaign will consist of 6 celebrity-driven videos released each month on Funny or Die, YouTube, Veoh, and a variety of other viral platforms. Her Energy, an energy drink designed for women, got behind the ‘Save A Tit’ 100% and has been instrumental in making this all happen.

The slogan of our series is “Touch a Tit, Save a Tit.” Though the project is clearly intended to be edgy, our hope is to use comedy to send out a strong message about prevention and early detection.  Breast cancer has affected the lives of so many friends and family, and yet most young women still think that it won’t happen to them.

Sincerely,

Taryn Southern and Jaime King

Jaime King and Taryn Southern

Outrageous Porn, Sites, Photos, And Stories

Looking For A Big Butt & Big Boob Pass

Special Members

Mollys webcam show had a hot visitor the other day. The lovely Adrianna Milano came through to show Mollys pussy some much deserved attention. The cam was on and the internet got to witness the pussy licking session of the year. Amazing stuff went down. Not content with just tasting Molly,though, Adrianna broke out the big pink strap on and went to town on Molly. This was a hot one people. Join here!

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Looking For A Big Butt & Big Boob Pass

Special Members

Mollys webcam show had a hot visitor the other day. The lovely Adrianna Milano came through to show Mollys pussy some much deserved attention. The cam was on and the internet got to witness the pussy licking session of the year. Amazing stuff went down. Not content with just tasting Molly,though, Adrianna broke out the big pink strap on and went to town on Molly. This was a hot one people.  Join here!

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Outrageous Porn Is Has Gotten Outrageous

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Reality Kings

How many of you has ever gotten an outrageous text from a friend that had some of the most outrageous photos? Where are they getting the photos from? Adult porn sites. You can’t just go to any big but and boob site and get photos like the ones being sent via e-mail. Go to Outrageous Porn and view photos, sites, hot chicks, outrageous cum shots, outrageously size cocks and more.

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Sex at the 25 year class reunion...

I’ve been away “reuniting” with former classmates… eh hmmm. Delaynee will return within a few days, and you’ll finally get to hear all about her night of love making with her new sexy stud Gavin. If you want to read about my steamy sexcapades, make sure you check out my RSS feed at Cougar Talk. I’ll be posting all about it soon. Kisses, Kate Mercer P.S. I am still a Cougar if the man I am fucking is only 20 days younger than me, right?

Blowjob Training

 

In an unusually honest and disgustingly accurate the House Republican Leader said

"Our Goal Is To Bring Down Approval Numbers For The Democrats."

No real surprises there eh!  The upper etalon of the once respectable Republican party absolutely no regard left for this wonderful country.  They don’t even put on the pretense of acting in the best interest of the nation.  Their ONLY interest is feeding their hatred, bigotry and greed.

Google Chrome

Chromalicious

Wow. I am not impressed easily, especially when it comes to Internet browsers, but Google Chrome is fantastic. I installed Chrome on a whim to replace my IE that has never worked with Flash. [Before you start hating, I had used Mozilla as my default browser for the last couple years.] To my surprise, Google Chrome is at least twice as fast as Mozilla. I verified this info from the always *trustworthy* Wikipedia.

Outside of a significantly faster browser, there are a few other impressive reasons to make the switch. Chrome has a built in Google search feature in the URL bar. This save the space of having to download a search engine toolbar and the associated junk that comes along with it into your browser. The minimalist approach to the overall design is very nice. I feel like I can more easily focus on the content of the web page I am on, instead of outside widgets and what not. There is enough garbage on a typical webpage that I do not need 6 inches of header space taken up with junk toolbars. And finally, there is a nifty little theme application that lets you personalize the look and feel of your browser.

My new setup: Chrome with the new Yahoo as my home page. Go me!

Moral of the story, give Chrome a try.

Queen's Blade Hast Returned!

There’s a reason why I was looking forward to the new Queen’s Blade season more than almost every single other new show (save one). It’s shear ridiculousness and utter blatancy with it’s porn fanservice is something the whole family can enjoy. Let’s get it on!

Right off the bat we are greeted with Nanael's ass getting a scrub.

How I had missed this absolute blatant fanservice, which is weird, because I hate blatant fanservice. Well let me tell you. There is a line, a line which Queen’s Blade has crossed, where fanservice stops being annoyng, and starts being funny. Anyway, this episode actually wasn’t bad and had some elements of plot.

Who didn't see this coming from a mile away?

It turns out that the head angel (or whoever that huge angel is) has decided that Naneal will participate in Queen’s Blade. Of course, Nanael has no chance, because I’m still not even sure on how her name is spelled. Anyway, this first episode pretty much started off by re-introducing all of the main characters. I’m’ going to mainly use screen-shots in this post, because without screen shots, a review of Queen’s Blade is pretty much pointless.

This is the best character in Queen's Blade. This is a fact.

Allean is definitely the coolest looking character in Queen’s Blade (just look at that sick hat! She looks like a Scotsman.) and also the overall best character. This is a fact because I said it. She of course, has to deal with Nowa, who is kind of like a daughter to her (they’ll probably have sex or something close).

Yea you probably should have

Let me touch on Nowa for a bit. No, I don’t mean that I want to literally touch on Nowa (she’s clearly underage), but I want to talk about her. I of course do not approve of underage girls without pants, however, given the ridiculousness of Queen’s Blade, it’s okay for anyone to not wear pants at anytime. Basically, Queen’s Blade is allowed to do anything and I won’t get mad. I mean, let’s face it, no one takes this show seriously, and if you do, then you should be given some kind of award, or be placed in a mental hospital. Well, then, now that we’ve talked about the best character in Queen’s Blade (Allean), I think it’s time to talk about the worst. Of course I am referring to Reina:

I'm surprised Reina didn't fall from here.

Reina sucks. I wish she would die, but she’s obviously the main character, and in a show like this, where the plot is simple as can be, I think that it’s fairly obvious that she’s going to somehow win Queen’s Blade. She’s easily the worst main character ever, and maybe one of the worst characters ever, if not for her huge rack and huge ass (I seriously think that they increased the size of her ass for this season). Anyway, the only interest I have in Reina is how many cliffs she’s going to fall off of this season.

With their forces combined, they'd have an average set of boobs (well, they'd still be huge).

Okay, so here’s an odd pairing: The character with the biggest tits in the show (Cattleya) and the smallest non-existant tits (Ymir).

Because you are a child you child!

So now I’d like to take some time to point out some of the more “family oriented” portions of the episode. And by family oriented, I mean boobs and tentacle rape.

First breast fondling of the new season, just thought I'd add it. By the way, the girl whose breast is being fondled (Irma I think). She is a pretty sick character.

Umm....a picture says 1000 words I guess.

This poor girl was just passing by the breast fondling session, when suddenly her weapon (or something) just rapes the shit out of her. It was the most random rape ever and I actually laughed quite hard.

The smartest characters in Queen's Blade.

Basically, the three “bad apples” are kind of hangin’ out, and then Melona (because she’s an idiot) decides to go and try to kill the Queen by herself (because she’s an idiot). Before I get into this, let me flashback to the first episode of Queen’s Blade.

I recall Melona getting riled up and fighting Reina, and losing in the first battle of that season. Now here we are, first episode of this season, and what do you think will happen?

Melona gets riled up and begins fighting the Queen Aldra, and then loses and the result is such:

Yet again, Melona essentially dies in the first episode.

I can’t wait for next week!

Sophie Monk - How 'Bout a Nude Stripping Video??

So beautiful BIG titted Brit / Australian Sophie Monk has a new movie out called “The Hills Run Red”. We know absolutely nothing about this movie, but we think it’s safe to assume it’s a complete piece of shit.

Whatever.

Here’s the good news. Lots of Sophie Monk nudity!!! We get you started with a little striptease scene from the flick below. Enjoy……

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Artist Watch: Greg Land

Ok, let me preface this by saying that I’m usually not one to ride the fence when it comes to hot button issues.

Tonight on the MaD-Cast we will be discussing the art of Greg Land and I’ll be citing what others think of it and what I think about what could be a great debachle OR what is really no big deal.

Well it’s certainly at least a big of deal as the size of Frost’s breasts to the right there.

Seriously, they are as big as her head.

Or is her head as big as her breasts? Quite the conundrum.

There will be cursing im sure of it.

-MaD

Dating?

by sylvia

(note – I actually wrote this post a while back, but as Bianca is sick and I am getting caught up at work, hope y’all don’t mind the staleness of it)

On my way into work today, for some odd reason I started thinking about dating.  No, no, no – I am not thinking about getting back out into dating world (sorry, y’all!), but thinking about the insanity of dating, and how bad I was at it.

For those of you who have been reading us for a while, you probably have learned that I have not always shown or been aware of my true awesomeness.  A lot of that had to do with my perception (and my world’s perception) of me being “less-than” because my girth made me “more-than”, if that makes any sense (which it may not, I have not had my requisite 400 cups of coffee yet today).

I let boys treat me really badly.  I remember meeting a guy at a bar, and hanging out with him the next night, and him saying to me, with a straight face : “Don’t bother telling me anything about yourself, because I really don’t want to know anything about you.”  AND I CONTINUED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM.  I didn’t just up and leave like I should have.  It pains me to think that my self-esteem was that low that I thought I deserved to be treated that way.

Unfortunately, I have countless other examples that I think will hurt too much to get into, but thinking about that this morning made me realize how easily we can fall into the rotten cylce of thinking you deserve to be treated a certain way just because of the way you look.

When did it start?  Who knows, it may have been in place way before I became a fat kid, and could have been  my destiny even I didn’t “become” fat.  Maybe it was because I had two older sisters, and it seemed that each of us was always competing for dad’s attention, which none of ever really got (he always wanted a boy).

But what makes someone think that it is ok to be treated so badly?  I guess I thought that because I was fat, I had to take what I could get.  Who was going to love me, this obese fatty?  Why didn’t I have any confidence in my personality or other non-physical characteristics?  I mean, I seriously thought I didn’t deserve anything good or wonderful.  This may have been reasonable if I stealing, murdering, plundering, etc.  But I wasn’t.  I’m actually pretty nerdy when it comes to doing “bad” things.  Could be all that guilt instilled within from my Catholic upbringing.

Was I really that shallow that I expected everyone to view me in the same way I viewed them?  It would seem that way.  It didn’t help that I had surrounded myself with other shallow bitches (check out posts on them here, here & here), but I wasn’t just a product of my environment.  I guess even though I knew deep down I had more to offer than just my fat ugly self, I didn’t have the confidence to let that shine.

Then I broke up with said friends, realizing that I was better off having no friends than friends that sucked the life out of me (looking back, I even let my friends treat me badly).  And that’s when I fell in like with myself.  Sure, it was still an unrequited like, and I’m still working toward the unconditional love of ourselves that we all deserve, but I’m close.  This blog and our belly project has really helped.

Which brings me back to my original point – dating sucks, I am very glad and grateful I met the man of my dreams and married him.  I wouldn’t have found him and kept him if it weren’t for all the other bullshit.  And if any of you single ladies out there need some advice on dating, let us know.  Maybe we can help!

Tuesday Link Dump

Here We Go. TO tearing the Bills Apart (Barstool Sports)
Soccer Ref Takes a Piss on the Field, During the Game!! (Sports by Brooks)
Before and After Pictures of Celebrity Plastic Surgeries (Stylesit)
Be Careful Not to Cut Yourself on Christina Ricci’s Nipples !! (Hollywood Tuna)
The 10 Most Amazing Non-NBA Basketball Shots (Hail Mary Jane)
Hot Twins; A Gallery (Gunaxin)
A French Super Model, and Shhhhh, sometimes Porn Star (Next Round)
The Most Shocking magazine Covers of All Time (JAGT)
Ashley Tisdale is in a See Thru (Drunken Stepfather)
Sofia Vergara’s Sluttiest Pictures (Complex)
Beyonce Hates Lindsay Lohan (Celebrity Smack)
The 20 Funniest Fake Megan Fox Pictures on the net (Manofest)
The On Night Stand “Flow Chart” (Whip it out)
20 Random Photos That Will Blow Your Mind (The Chive)
The 7 Funniest Moments in People’s Court History (Super Tremendous)

sleeping is for assholes

fuck

shit

 

fuck

 

fucking damn it

i spent too much money

i wasted so much time

i learned a lot

i feel cool

my neck has a rash or something

my left eye burns

i have school in 2 hours

damn

hehe

what the fuck

i wasted a whole night browsing the internet

it was fun and sad

but i learned some things

i did not do my home work

fucking dumbass

i am an asshole

a fucking out of control asshole

oh well

i think it was fun

i have some goals

i did not do shit

but i feel cool or something

hehe

It's Back! Crazy Sex Porn Spoof Nut Busters.

It’s Back! Crazy Sex Porn Spoof Nut Busters.

Our detectives go deep undercover in this explosive, sex packed Miami Spice Episode. When detective Chubbs and Cockit are asked to investigate Faulderon, a dangerous drug lord who just came into town looking action, they find themselves pulled into the lethal world of drugs, money, and women. Our undercover girl Tina was willing to go all the way in order to earn trust with Faulderon, and that means let him fuck her brains out. Dont miss a single minute of this amazing episode of Miami Spice.  Join here!

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Random Hot Amateurs - Part 7

Once again, you now what this is all about. Here are some random hot amateurs we found while searching the net for stuff to entertain you dirtbags. Enjoy………………..

Check out the previous galleries of the Random Hot Amateurs we’ve run across below:

Here’s the last one – Part 6 (click here)

DON’T FORGET TO CHECK OUT PART 1 OF RANDOM HOT AMATEURS BY CLICKING HERE…………………..

And check out Part 2 by clicking here………….

And check out Part 3 by clicking here…………….

And Part 4 by clicking here…………………..

And part 5 by clicking here………………..

AND FINALLY, CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW GALLERY OF RANDOM HOTTIES WE HAVE FOUND FOR YOU…………….

Should Sex Be This Outrageous?

Should Sex Be This Outrageous?

Should sex be this outrageous in todays adult sites? Outrageous Porn is just that, Outrageous. You will not believe the thing these women are allowing. Plus, the men have some of the hugest cocks ever. On the other hand, there are alot of hot chicks. Adult entertainment has gone outrageous. Go to www.outrageousporn.blogspot.com

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Hot Chicks Ride Huge C....!

Hot Chicks Ride Huge C….!

Amia is at home with her boyfriend when they here a loud banging at the door. Its the landlord coming to evict them for not paying rent. Amia is is furious with her man for not paying, they beg him to give them an extension. They offer to give him something for collateral but he is not interested in any of their junk. He does however like Amia and proposes to fuck her instead. Amia thinks this is a good idea and wants to teach her boyfriend a lesson….Click here to see all!]

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Asian Sexxx 300

Asian Sexxx 300

Lana was in her backyard sunbathing nude. Looking succulent as she laid back on her lawn chair. Then, Jordan the pool technician came by and found her naked out back, when no one answered the front door. She said it was ok for him to do his work while she continued to lay out. He kept on staring at her sweet perky tits as he was doing his job. He was telling her the results of his tests when she invited him to stay and sun bath nude with her. He agreed and then she had him rub lotion all over her luscious body. While they were laying out, she quickly got up and started getin ready…   Click here to see it all!

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Sex 24/7

Sexxx 300

Your at Sexxx 300 but I also run another blog at Sexxx 300 blog spot. www.sexxx300.blogspot.com is a little more graphic. You’ll find photos, videos, and some the most hardcore adult entertainment on the web. I’ll still provide you with hot chicks and the best adult web sites on this blog site. I just wanted you to know there’s another site that offered a bit more for your money.

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Hot Chicks, whips, and chains. Plus Device Bondage

Hot Chicks, whips, and chains. Plus Device Bondage

Go to Shackals and view some of the hottest sex device bondage on the web. You wont believe the things these ladies are doing. There’s even a little something extra for gay, lesbian, and tranny. For everyone else, hot chicks, big boobs, big butts, cum shots, bj’s, and lots of anal. Go to www.shackals.blogspot.com

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A confession: NSFW Asia Argento Once More

Looks like it’s you and me forever, Asia. Alone again, naturally.

“When I was getting ready to make my own film, I thought, ‘The only genre left that has never been explored creatively is pornography.’ Yes, there are very specific rules. But there’s still so much to tell, even so. My favorite thing about porno is that it’s real — I mean the sex is real. Porno moves me so much more than films like Gone With The Wind, because I am always reminded that these people on screen actually met, and this actually happened. No other kind of film can give you that feeling.” –Asia Argento

Are these words of wisdom? I’m not so sure, I think any kind of film, if it is well done, can give you that feeling. I have cried at commercials, imagining that they have happened, buying into the images I am being sold. I do not need to see hardcore penetration to believe someone is in love, someone is fucking. I can construct that aspect of the relationship in my imagination, given clever enough visual clues. It is all in the cinematic discourse.

Not everything requires nudity and verite.

Although, from Ms. Argento, I am not saying such hallmarks are unwelcome.

Fracas wants to take away your free speech!

I’m not joking.

I know you think I’m joking, but I’m not.

I want to take away your right to free speech, and unless something or someone is able to convince me not to, that’s exactly what I plan to do.

You don’t need it anyway.

You don’t use it, and I don’t see why you even have it, so at exactly 9:00 pm (CST) Friday, October 2nd, that’s exactly what’s going to happen… I am going to take away your right to free speech.

Well… here at fracas anyway. I’m going to turn off comments completely.

It’s not likely you’ll miss it anyway… you’re just here for the boobs. No, silly… I didn’t mean those, I meant these.

Oh. You thought I meant something else when I said that?

Sorry.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…

Tatiana Taylor - Ever Heard of Her? You Will...................

So we normally don’t just publish these random chicks that do some nude shit for Playboy, but this chick really got to us. Damn is she freakin smokin HOT!! How bout the rack on this girl?

Look, we won’t bore you to death, just check out the gallery of this chick below. Wow…………….

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I've beed a bad blogging girley.

I haven’t been updating at all.  And even when there have been things to update about.

I’ve been supposed to take measurements and share them with you and I haven’t.  I deserve a spanking for not even doing so once.  *waits for the spanking*  Drat.

Anyway!  I looked in the mirror this morning and there was most definitely a difference in my chest!  The left one, well, it’s breast shaped.  (Hmmm. Gives me thoughts for Thursday.) I’ve tried several times to very much to describe the difference in shape, but it’s not coming out right.  So, it’s more breast shaped as opposed to boy chest shaped.

 I need to start measuring.  Can I really measure myself?  And where is my measuring tape?

But breast!!!

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Monday Link Dump

 

Why Not start Your Week Off With a Half Naked Taryn Southern? (Barstool Sports)
Lesbian Motivational Posters (Cityrag)
Anna Paquin is in a Wet Tee Shirt (Celebslam)
Confirmed. Tim Tebow is a big Fat Pussy (Sports by Brooks)
The 20 Funniest Neon Sign Fails of All Time (manofest)
20 “Anybody Know Who this girl Is?” Photos (Uncoached)
A Photo Gallery of Why College football is Awesome (Busted Coverage)
The World’s Best Bikini Competition (Babelgum)
Megan Fox in a Skimpy Cheerleader Outfit is a Good Thing (Celebjihad)
Now That’s a Naughty Babysitter (Atom.com)
11 Viral Videos by Celebrities That Bombed (Holly Fail)
A Class in Advanced Bong Making (Cityrag)
The Weirdest Wedding EVER (Uncoached)
Will Tom Cruise be the Next Head Coach of the Washington Redskins? (World of Isaac)
Good Morning Sophie Monk’s Tits (Drunken Stepfather)
80’s Toys That Should Be Movies (Heavy)
35 Awesome Bathroom Graffiti Pictures (Holy Taco)
Playmate Candace Michelle and Friend are All Over Each Other (WND)
Pamela Anderson is Naked and Crazy – Video Proof (HeyMan Hustle)
Vanessa Hudgens Continues to be a Slut (NS4W)

Blogger brands Miss Singapore Universe’s 34-inch bust claim ‘false’

A woman blogger has claimed that the “assets” of the newly-crowned Miss Singapore Universe Rachel Kum are not 34-inch and she has given a fake measurement of her bust size.

According to Sin Chew Daily, prominent blogger Yu-Kym examined Kum’s pictures and alleged that she could have bragged about her 34-inch bust.

[Rachel Kum (middle) won Miss Universe Singapore on May 9]

Renowned for her straightforward postings on sex-related issues, Kym also noticed that many of the beauty contestants did “reveal” the truth about their vital statistics, especially their breast measurements.

“Contestants who boast of having 34-inch busts were certainly no match to top international models like Rachel Nichols and Gisele Bundchen who have a similar figure,” The Star Online quoted her as saying.

She questioned how the measurements were taken and whether it was done in accordance with international standards.

[Miss Singapore’s Rachel Kum on the right]

However, Daryl Pang, spokesman for Derrol Stepenny Promotions, the organiser of the beauty pageant, refuted the claims, and said that none of the contestants had cheated on their vital statistics.

Pang reportedly said that Kum’s vital statistics were real.

bron: blog.taragana.com, zimbio.com (ANI) [13-8-2009]

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #10 Ricki White

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #10 Ricki White

She just attended a Tea Party on Tax day and some Obama supporter referred her to some German dude for a job. She arrives late talking about the party and how she loves a good fuck coz its so recession proof. However she’s tested on her tea servicing ability but little does she know she has signed u … Join here!

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #9 Memphis Monroe

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #9 Memphis Monroe

Fuckerella is a young women hoping for one day to find the cock of her dreams. When the Prince of the village sends out invitations to a ball Fuckerella begs to go but her evil stepmother doesn’t let her. When the Fairy Cockmother shows up she uses her magic so Fuckerella can attend. At the ball she … Join here!

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #8 Shyla Stylez

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #8 Shyla Stylez

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #7 Phoenix Marie

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #7  Phoenix Marie

The anticipated sequel to the original “Freaky Deaky” epic. In this tale we find the mind of Madison Parker trapped in her mother, Pheonix Marie’s body. Madison takes full advantage of her mother’s mature and sexy body in this crazy sequel to “Freaky Deaky”  Join here!

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Devalicious September 27th Issue

Hello everyone,

Welcome to the second issue of Devalicious!  This weeks sexiest guy is by the artist *dogeatdog5 with his picture titled “I am human and I need love”. http://dogeatdog5.deviantart.com/

By *dogeatdog5

 

And this weeks sexiest girl goes to the artist by the name of ~adrianaskm with their photo called “Ocean girl” http://adrianaskm.deviantart.com/

By ~adrianaskm

 

Also as a little bonus, I have gotten a request from a fan to post their picture called “Did someone say smex?” by ~Kodan-ketetsuro. http://kodan-ketetsuro.deviantart.com/

By ~Kodan-ketetsuro

 

I hope you all liked this weeks issue of Devalicious.  If you are a member of DeviantArt and want to be up here, let me know (no full nudity plz).  See you next week!

Cheers,

-Midnitez

To contact me: http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/

Love Bites, or Love's Mom Crush Part II

Please forgive the delay in getting back to my Mom Crush story, but I have a good excuse.

It was my birthday and anniversary this week, so my husband has been busy taking care of all of my whims and most don’t involve my laptop.  One of those whims included the cutest Coach bag EVER. So I’ve been spending hours in front of a mirror admiring myself wearing it.  I’m a one purse kind of girl, and I haven’t had a new bag in three years, so it was so long overdue.  I feel like now that it is mine, maybe people will think I have some idea of how to dress myself.  But probably all they have to do is look at my shoes and realize I’m hopeless.  Forgive me for hating designer high heels – I like how they look on other people but I look like I’m a drunk prostitute when I wear them because I’m walking down the street tripping and swearing like a sailor and my clothes have fallen off and my hair is all tousled in the process because it takes a lot of energy to make the walk from the train to my office and then bandage up my mashed up, bloodied feet. So I stick with simple Naturalizer kitten heels, the favorites of corporate butch lesbians everywhere. I’ve explained how one of my greatest fears is being butch, but I have to side with those ladies on this one.

All of that was almost enough to take my mind off my mom crush story for a few days.  Okay, so I think where I left off was how I met this sparkly, beautiful rarity (you know, a mom I might actually welcome a play date with) named Kirsten through a daycare forum. So we had our conversation where I fell in love with her, and then it all came to an abrupt end when the conversation about the daycare we were thinking about sending our sons to was over.  Then I vowed to make her mine.

This took some strategy.  I went about it much like I would pursue a boy crush – and let me tell you, BD didn’t make it easy for me to land him, so I thought this might be a piece of cake compared to my stalking pursuit of BD back in the day.

So here is an outline of my general pursuit strategy:

1. Find someone/something that I absolutely cannot live without.
2. Make sure said someone knows who I am, and ideally wants me to stalk them even if they don’t know it yet. You can determine this by whether or not they file a restraining order. If no restraining order, proceed to Step 3. If restraining order, abort mission. Chances of success are quite low.
3. Find a common interest. If none exists, manufacture one.
4. Ask for their help, preferably on something that requires a lot of quality time with them.
5. Show them how cool I am and subtly persuade them that they cannot live without me.
   1. Try sober humor first.
   2. Follow up with lunch/dinner/cocktail invitation. Drinks optional.
   3. If 5.1. or 5.2 fail, get drunk and dial, unless you know where they are.  Then get drunk, find them and profess your love. (You’ll see this one in action here)
   4. If 5.3. doesn’t work, flash boobs.
      1. Avoid 5.4 if this is a mom crush, unless you are currently breastfeeding a child under 12 months old.
      2. Avoid 5.4 if you don’t have big boobs.
      3. In other words, 5.4 is totally out of the question for me, but some others might find this a useful strategy.
6. Get target to declare their love for me. Solidify bond through exchange of bodily fluids.
   1. In the case of a non-sexual pursuit, a secret handshake will suffice.
   2. In the case of a food item, gentle mastication and prolonged digestion will suffice.
   3. In the case of a celebrity of the same sex who has her own talk show, write emails to her or her producers every day/every other day about why you should be a guest on her show and write a blog that proves the depth of your loyalty by giving her a shout-out every day, along with constructive criticism.  When she finally sees you are The One and invites you to be on her show, admire, then touch, then ask exactly how she did her hair (see example here).
7. Never let them go. Never. Remember how much work it was to land them?

Simple plan, right? Oh, and for those of you who can see the genius in this strategy, all this stuff is copyrighted and will be in my memoir one day, so don’t even think about reproducing it in written form.  I know it’s a risk to publish that list now, since they are ideas that the world has not seen, coupled with the fact that they have been proven to work every time, in every situation.  However, by all means, use this strategy in your own life and then tell Oprah about how it changed your life and who told you to do it.  Don’t forget that part about who told you to do it.  Oprah and I are still struggling to get through step 6.3, but I have total faith one day it will happen. Perhaps with your help.

So sorry – back to Kirsten. My dearest Kirsten. The Mom that was born to be my best friend. Okay, so we get off the phone and I decide that if Kirsten is sending her baby to that daycare, then I should probably send mine there too. I trust her judgment. Her little boy started there only a few weeks before our first call and mine was due to start within the next few weeks.  This daycare was a home daycare where the lady made you spend two days with her and your kid there before the kid could go on their own.  Kind of a pain in the ass, but it seemed like a good idea and it turned out to be for sure.  When I went there I met Kirsten’s little boy, E.  E was the cutest baby (besides mine) in the world. But he was unhappy at that place. He cried a lot and the lady said he was just really hard to soothe. I agreed with her. Whenever she just put him in a saucer by himself, he cried. Whenever I gave him attention or picked him up and played with him he giggled. Go figure. He may have been giggling because he was happy to get love and affection, or it could have been because he wanted me to be best friends with his mother and call me Aunt Love one day. I’m pretty sure it was the latter. But still, it bugged me that it didn’t seem like this daycare lady was very compassionate to this little guy. He did not like her. So after my first couple of “observation days” there, I called Kirsten.

I told her that E didn’t seem that happy at the daycare and I was a little concerned. Was he always cranky? She said he was the happiest baby ever, but he’d been home all summer full-time with his dad, so there was probably just an adjustment happening.  The daycare lady’s assistant was very kind and I saw that E liked her. Kirsten noticed too. She was a little nervous, but was pretty sure it was all good since he liked the assistant so much. I suggested we keep talking and keeping tabs on the place. Pursuit strategy step 2 – check.

(Note: I kept looking but didn’t find any better daycare options and I was running out of time for my guy, so I paid the deposit for this daycare.   To make a super long tangential story short, I didn’t wind up sending my son there. That lady was just too batty. By the grace of God, the day before we were supposed to start, I found another daycare that I loved.)

I called Kirsten again, but only got voice mail. I told her what we decided and suggested she come over to our new daycare. She emailed me back. She was going to stick it out at the one she was at. CRAP. No, FUCK.  Now Kirsten and I no longer had a reason to become BFF, besides that destiny dictated it.  Still though, I think I cleared the Pursuit Strategy hurdle Step 3.

It was time to up the ante move on to Step 4.  Asking for assistance.  So at this time I’m a PhD student and I’m in a class based on ethnographic research in marketing.  For simplicity’s sake, ethnographic research involves interviewing people as a form of research and observing them in their natural habitat.  I decided that my paper for that class was going to be called “A Postmodern Exploration of an Emotional Consumption Experience” which really meant that I had a really good excuse to ask Kirsten to be a participant in my new study, because it was about choosing daycare.  So I emailed her about it and asked her if she would be willing to be a subject in my research. Actually, she was the only person I emailed about it. And she said she would do it and she suggested we meet at ——- wait for it ———– McDonalds.   My heart leapt out of my chest. McDonalds!? Kirsten likes McDonalds?! We are so, so right for one another. Pursuit Strategy step 4 – mission accomplished.

Before you thought this story was creepy, but now you can see the genius of this plan, no? So I have to interview her about her decision as a mother to choose a daycare and now I can ask her all kinds of background questions so I can figure out if her husband is right for mine and make totally, completely sure that she and I agree on all things.  So far, we were totally in sync.  And she was willing to give me 90 minutes of her weekend – a huge deal for a working mom.  I was beginning to think she was starting to fall in love with me too.  And I was doing research. Killing two birds with one genius stone.  God, sometimes I can’t believe how good I am.

We met at a McDonalds playland, sans kids, and I bought her lunch. She ordered a salad. Not a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.  But maybe she only ordered a salad because that maybe that is what I was going to order and she didn’t want to seem like the sort of person who loved Value Meal #2.  Well, that is what I told myself. I was a little disappointed with her choice, but I remembered that she was the one who picked McDonalds, and there is nothing wrong with salads, right? Right? Right. Of course not. It’s all good.  She and I were the same height, she was probably a dress size smaller (salads, probably) and she was good looking in an all-American kind of way. She would look really good at the family J.Crew inspired garden parties I had been fantasizing about for so long.

After I got over all of my nervous giggling and tongue-tiedness, we were finally able to make it through the interview.  I learned much more about her life and circumstances and I loved her even more and her husband and her kids and I think at that point I was pretty pissed that I hadn’t gone out to Jared the Galleria of Jewelery and bought matching half heart pendants that had “Best Friends” written on it when you put the two together, because I was ready to get down on my knee and present it to her if I had it.  I mean, Step # 5 had come for sure.  It was time to ask her out. But I couldn’t do it then because I was thinking that maybe she would think my research was bogus and that I just asked her because I was obsessed with her which was true. I had to be professional and not let her know the depth of my personal interest. Plus, I had to buy some time to pick out our matching pendants.  Silver or gold? I just wasn’t sure what she’d prefer. It would take many more hours of thought to make such an important decision.

So a week later, I decided to plan “The Kirsten Party” at my house (I kept the theme to myself). The only problem was that the only people I knew that would come to a party I had were people I’ve known my whole life or were my neighbors or were my colleagues at school, who all knew each other.  She’d be the only person there who didn’t know anyone. And that might be fishy. But what the hell? I had to get her and the family to my house.  So I planned a BBQ, in her honor. But I didn’t tell anybody except BD, who told me I was psycho. He warned me against it. But I think that he was secretly afraid that her husband was going to turn out to be his BFF after all and he just wasn’t ready for the emotional depth a commitment like that might require. Or he thought I was psycho.

I sent out Evites. And waited. Some people said they’d come, but they weren’t really important except as proof that I had a life and friends that Kirsten could easily assimilate into.  Kirsten didn’t reply. Not Yes, No OR Maybe. So I made Evite do that thing where it reminds you that you haven’t replied.  And no reply. IN FACT, there wasn’t even a record that she had viewed the Evite. But I had the right email address. What to do? Did this mean she didn’t realize that we were meant to be? Or that it just went into her junk mail? Or that Evite was blocked on her work email?  It seemed like I’d be forced to call her.  And you know how I hate the phone. And if I called, what if she said no or sounded like she wanted to say no but didn’t know how to and it was totally awkward when I started sobbing and moaning softly on the other end? I didn’t have her home address, so a paper invite was out of the question.  While I have no moral dilemmas to stalking someone if I’m only trying to give them the gift of me, I don’t want it to be obvious to them. Step 5.2 was not working as well as I had hoped. It was almost time for the drunk dial as required in Step 5.3.  I had two glasses of wine. I was feeling a bit more bold. I was going to call her, dammit, because it was really for the good of everyone involved.  So I did. And I dialed the wrong number and the person was mean and my swagger dissipated and I drank another glass of wine and passed out. And then I tried to cancel my party. But BD wouldn’t let me.  So we had it. And Kirsten didn’t come. But my other friends did and they were cool and why did I need another friend anyway? I am SO busy. I mean SO BUSY.  I don’t even have TIME for another friend, you know?

So I let go of my dream of Kirsten…kind of.  Except for when two years later and eight months pregnant with my second son I decided it was time to rekindle my love affair with her.  I’ll save that for my next post: Hysteria, or Love’s Mom Crush Part III.  My fingers hurt now. And my ego too. But it gets better…

your love is a deserter

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

please don’t act crazy

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

please stop acting crazy

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

your passive aggressiveness makes me sick

that’s all i can do to express myself

this is a poem

i am not the crazy one

Shannon Whirry Nude Scene in Animal Instincts

Shannon Whirry Nude Scene in Animal Instincts

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Freaky Girl - Uncensored Version - Banned Music Video

Freaky Girl – Uncensored Version – Banned Music Video

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Tocp 10 Hottest Porn Stars #6

Tocp 10 Hottest Porn Stars # 6

Priya’s friend recommends her to see Dr. Deen, her trusty psychologist. She decides to pay him a visit and after rambling about her problems the doctor quickly realizes exactly what the solution is. He informs her that she suffers from Big Cockism and rightfully so, he prescribes her one fat cock t … Watch Video!

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Top 10 Porn Stars #5

Top 10 Porn Stars # 5 Isis Love

Emergency! Emergency! Barry Scott has got his dick stuck in a vacuum and it’s broken. Dr. Isis Love to the rescue. With the risk of Barry’s dick never being able to be the same again, Isis attempts a last resort procedure. She needs to fuck his cock back to life. Join here!

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #4 Jayden Jaymes

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #4 Jayden Jaymes

Jayden takes archery lessons from Keiran and eventually challenges him to a contest. Keiran is easily distracted by boobies, so obviously he loses and then obviously he fucks her, cause what else is he gonna do? Just give her an archery lesson and then they both go their separate ways? Pff! If that … Watch video!

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NSFW Drew Barrymore: Pussy Magnet edition

Another nugget of what is beginning to be daily NSFW advice from the lovely and talented Drew Barrymore, pussy magnet.

“I don’t think that life happens by sitting back and waiting. People hold their cards so tight to their chest. Life is short. Tell people you love them. What’s the worst that’s going to happen?” –Drew Barrymore

Well, offhand, blithe young Miss Barrymore, I would answer that the worst that is going to happen is that they will not love you back.

But she’s got me there: is that the end of the world? Only if you let it be, I guess. I suppose there are two responses, should they not want you in return: you can either throw yourself off a cliff over it, metaphorically, or you can keep moving forward and waiting until someone falls into step beside you, and start the whole thing all over again.

So, thanks again, Drew! She is always surprising me.

Music Moment: Nicole Atkins

Nicole Atkins is someone I stumbled over last year or maybe the year before after hearing one of her songs in a commercial and googling adtunes for days to find it. She has a really great, unique sound. She calls her music pop-noir. She can find the creepy in anything, but then she has these deeply layered compositions topped by her sparkly vocals that can be really wracked and tortured and low or soaring and pure, depending on the mood of the moment… she’s wonderfully trained and talented, it’s really good stuff. Plus she’s pretty!

Look at that prettiness! She is a lion face, one of my favorite face types (all people look like an animal to me, or a blend of animals). I adore leonine women and I really love that she has a schnoz. It gives a woman character to have a big nose or a gap in her teeth, you know? It puts them that extra step past adorable into asymmetrically one of a kind, infinitely loveable. This goes for all of you. Love what you think are your flaws cause that’s probably the one part of you I seize on and fetishize most. Christy Anne, the bump in your nose and your monkey hands, I have rhapsodized about this to you at length before. Miss D, your little dark-auburn colored freckles across the bridge of your nose and under your eyes so when you smile your cheeks lift them up, Sarah-fina’s crazy long fingers and peanut toes, the wicked arch that Panda Eraser’s magnificent eyebrows take on right before she’s about to say something wonderfully filthy, the way the LBC snorts and her collarbones seize up for a second and are more prominent above her breasts right before she bursts into laughter… so endearing. I love you all! I’m off topic. Back to Nicole Atkins.

I like this video here because it is made by someone in Brooklyn who likes Nicole Atkins and the 4th of july and baseball and likely all manner of things on which we could sit around and agree all day. Thank you, stranger! Your video’s view count has been dramatically affected by me since I found this last month!

Oh, Brooklyn’s on fire!,
and fills July hearts with desire
Sleep will not come until the morn
Cause tonight your memories are born
–”Brooklyn’s on Fire!”, Nicole Atkins, Neptune City.

Nicole Atkins is compared to a lot of musicians who are associated with the so-called “Brill Building Sound”, a sound that includes a lot of my favorite artists of the 50s, 60s, and 70s, but I have always thought she sounds most like a more baroquely reincarnated Cass Elliot, and she even covers a few Mama Cass songs both live and on her albums. (Click here for a streaming mp3 of “Dream A Little Dream” and here for a video of her singing “Words of Love” live at the Borders in Eatonton, NJ).

This is a wonderfully imaginative and creepy little video for the eponymous single from her LP Neptune City.

Maybe if I paid attention
I could learn to love the landscape I was born to
By the river in the rain
Let it make me new again

Our hearts are singing out just for you
A cemetery song for summer
And if we knew just what we could do
A cemetery song we’d not sing

I’m sitting over Neptune City
I used to love it
It used to be pretty
–”Neptune City,” Nicole Atkins, Neptune City

Here is a better recording in streaming mp3 of that song, I’m not sure why that audio track is the one associated with that video. The end product, the album track, came out way better. More orchestration. Smokier vocals, not quite so hollow. Whatever.

Her favorite director is David Lynch, which only makes me love her more cause he is the only celebrity I ever physically stalked (garbage day? Monday, mothafucka, at least it was in 2002. no joke, I hecka stalked David Lynch after accidentally finding his house…long story). That would kick ass if they worked together one day.

You may have heard this song, it’s thankfully one of her breakouts, that I think first really got her charted and radio played.

I’ve known you like a siren song that warns
I have been informed you could be the death of me

But patience bounds an eternal stone
You were meant to be mine
I draw a dual with the cards of gods
That were played in fate and time

I know we’ll meet again
Maybe tonight
Just tell me where and when
–”Maybe Tonight,” Nicole Atkins, Neptune City.

Finally, I offer a streaming mp3 link to this wonderfully eerie cover of the Hays-Johnson ditty “Blue Christmas,” which is my kidlet’s current favorite song. Actually, this all kind of makes me want to do Mama Cass or maybe Roy Orbison next (let’s see if we can get Barbara Orbison back on the path to suing me, because it’s been too long. I miss you, Babs!). We’ll see, eh?

edit: Holy cheezits, this ran long because I am effed to the moon on cold medicine. Sorry y’all.

I am the guy translator.

So I almost made a huge mistake at work.  This lady, who was very quiet most of her time in the store, spent a lot of money on panties.  I mean… a lot.  And before she checked out, she was folding over… 30 panties at the back cash wrap… she was going through the ones she had picked out I guess…  Anyways, I try to um… Start a conversation, and it didn’t go well.  I’m not going to elaborate on the whole dialogue, but it basically went like this.  I said, “Wow, are you going to buy all those panties.”  Which, I know in retrospect was… a stupid thing to say…  She said, “Yeah.”  And I said, as I realized that I had sounded like I was insulting the woman, attempted to backtrack using the tone of my voice, and the inside of my elbows… “Well!  Of course, I mean… Ok!  If you need anything, just let me know!”

I rushed to clock out of my time, and then waited outside the store until she left to see if I still had a job.  No complaint.  Still have job.

However, I was equally proud when I sold some guys some cologne.  I like when guys come into the store, because they are completely uncomfortable.  As soon as they enter the store, and a female voice is singing some unknown indie jazz tune in french, they are overwhelmed by the smell of perfume and the pink, and the hundreds upon hundreds of panties and bras just staring them in the face.  They see me, and they breathe a little easier.  Holy crap, a guy works here.  Lucky fuck.  Dude, why am I analyzing a dude so much in a girly store…  Where’s Tina?  She should totally try on this teddy, it’s pretty ugly but kinda hot.  What’s Lip Plumper?

But I can speak to these guys.  Not about sports or anything, though.  But I can pretend cause I’m an actor.  Let’s go Bears.  And Chiefs.

Ghetto Halloween: 12 Slutty Halloween Costumes To Avoid

Yeah, they are making these costumes for a reason.

The reason is dumb bunnies think they are cute and buy them.

What’s so cute about looking ghetto and slutty?

Via

Hoe-Bag!

Strip the Devil Costume?

Vinyl Devil Pasties? Where's the costume?

Devil Tramp???

Twilight Tramp-ire!

Rodeo Trollop!

Cowgirl From The Corner

Pixie Faerie?

Patriot Slut: For The Boys!

Bee-ing Slutty?

The costume is named "Super Hottie"...but you know what we think....

Camo-Tramp

Via

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars #3

Top 10’s Hottest Porn Stars #4  Nikki Benz

Nikki catches her coworker looking at a lesbian porno magazine. She finds it gross and they begin to argue when their boss Lexi overhears them. Lexi finds the magazine sexy and will stop at nothing to have Nikki’s tongue all over her horny wet pussy. At first Nikki resists but everyone knows the bos … Watch video!

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars Part #2

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars Part#2 Rachel and Rachel

Rachel R and Rachel S have been best friends since College. They get reunited after years of not seeing each other and at the moment where Rachel R’s marriage is going down. Rachel S helps her deal with this difficult situation by fucking her silly when her husband is not around. Click here!

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Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars Part #1

Top 10 Hottest Porn Stars Part#1 Jessica Jaymes

Scott Nails goes to one of the best schools, not so much for the academic side, but more for the nurses care that the school provides. After Scott fakes a tummy ache to get out of class, he gets a little more than what he bargained for when he visits Jessica Jaymes, the school nurse. Watch video!

Jessica Jaymes Video Clips

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Are These Boobs Real Or fake?

Are These Boobs Real Or fake?

While out suntanning with her boyfriend, Natasha bitches about the fight she had with her parents over how great Kya is; their Asian exchange student. Natasha’s boyfriend tries to take her mind of her parents and onto him, then Natasha runs inside to take her pill so they can have some sex in the sun, that’s when Kya shows up and seduces Natasha’s already horny boyfriend. Natasha catches her boyfriend’s cock her Kya’s mouth and decides that some rice with her sausage wouldn’t be bad afterall… Join here! www.sexxx.wordpress.com

Make That Big Butt Booty Boubce

Make That Big Butt Booty Boubce

Mariah Milano is back and she’s creating havoc around LA, flashing her tits and letting dudes tap her ass. She just goes around like a wild girl not giving a damn about people’s opinions, she just cares about her loyalty to her fans!! She finishes the day by getting drilled hard by Talon’s fat cock. A real classic scene, AIP style! Join here!

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Back Door Milf Bangers

Back Door Milf Bangers

It’s Sheer Satisfaction when Shyra Sheer comes through, cause boy she’s fine!!! A sexy ass face, a fat ass, and huge tits!! She came to pay Joey a visit, she’s trying to keep it from her boyfriend but that won’t last, what will last is how good Sheer takes the cock. It was no time wasting, she was all about getting it in and keeping it going. Joey was anxious to get his hands on her and when he did, he didn’t stop until he busted a load on her face!!  Continue here

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I Walk The Streets Just To Show My Boobs

I Walk The Streets Just To Show My Boobs

This days you never know what to speck, i mean you really don’t now how it is going to happen. Is it on my way home from work?… Is it on my way out of court ?…Bingo! I just happen to be walking to my car on a normal day, out of court, when i set my eyes on this beauty looking inside her car. I can be an asshole sometimes, but for the most part i am a gentleman. So i see this gorgeous blond, she looks in trouble, i present myself and she says she locked herself out her car. I think my day just got better, so i ask if could help, she said her name is “Gabby” and that she was in real trouble, cause she got a lot to do that day and she did not have any money. I told her, hey the locksmith is going to charge you at least eighty dollars for the work, and i then played my card, i offered to call a friend of mine who’s good at this things and pay for it. She was so happy i didn’t have to ask she just started to unzip my pants and gave me a blow job on the spot. My friend came over, and open her car. It was time then for us to get in the back seat, i was amazed by the way this girl’s breast looked like, I mean wao! those are really beautiful tits. I let her suck my cock and then came all of that fucking, and i was not disappointed this babe sure knows what i guy like me likes. I was fucking that tight pussy, looking at her beautiful tits and round ass, and i tough to myself it is good to help others, maybe thats what i am here for…But then i just realized, than i really didn’t give a fuck, i was going to ask for a piece of that ass before she offered. We finished and i say good by to my sweet girl on distress, i gave her my phone and told her i got a big truck we can use some other time, she say she will. I leaved her all set to go, and i think this babe will call back anytime she’s in car trouble, i don’t think triple A can give the kind of service i gave her, enjoy fellas! Watch Me!

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Hot Chicks Love Big D....!

Hot Chicks Love Big D….!

HEY GUYS!!!! So, Kitty & I had a disagreement the other day about growers & show’ers (hehe) you know, (a small soft penis can either grow big or stay small when hard) Anyway we couldn’t seem to come to an agreement soooooo…. we decided to put it to the test. We hit the streets of coconut grove in search for a few young studs who are willing to participate in our little experiment (who grows & who shows) & we had so much fun with a couple of really cool guys who joined us an exchange for BJ’S. Find out what happens, hope you enjoy… bye XOXO Brandi Wathc Video!

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I Have A Big Butt, Look!

I Have A Big Butt, Look!

This time it is no joke. This beautiful girl “Milena” is amazing. She has this beautiful face but her best feature got to be that “Round and Bouncy Ass”. Oh my god! it was and incredible experience. I got to fuck this babe in all imaginable positions and when i asked her if she wanted to try my cock in her Juicy, bouncy, beautiful ass. She replied: yeah baby! i would love to. I don’t know if life can get better than this, i just know that Milena sure can fuck and give you a n awesome blow job and when she does it, she does it right. So get with the plan and play this video…You’ll love it!! Join here!

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Hot Chicks Hiding The Nasty

Hot Chicks Hiding The Nasty

Taylor portrays herself as a nice girl from the us of A and she has hobbies. One of her favorite hobbies is to date a nice guy who does everything for her she could ever ask for, and then dump him, break his heart and grind it into little pieces on the ground. I don’t know she dumped a perfectly good guy (and I am sure she will regret it in the long run) but maybe it was because she is a GOLD DIGGING WEASEL! After she dumped the best man she will ever have, she found a new one. This new one was an ugly stupid fuck but she didn’t care, he had a real nice ride. But that relationship didn’t last long because I found another guy with an even nicer car!. He fucked my loose pussy about 35 different ways and she sucked his dick a whole bunch because I am too white trash poor to buy good hair care products and she like to put his baby batter up there. Get more!

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Real Milf Sex Stoties And Videos

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Latest painting offerings 9.25.09

The site updating continues.  New computer coming next week should make my job easier and less annoying.

“Insomnia #8″ – 12″x16″ sleep-deprivation painting

“A Little Bit of Insomnia” #12 – sleep-deprivation ACEO

“A Little Bit of Insomnia” #14 – sleep-deprivation ACEO

“A Little Bit of Insomnia” #13 – sleep-deprivation ACEO

“A Little Bit of Insomnia” #15 – sleep-deprivation ACEO

Relisted – “A Little Bit of Hope #104″ – ACEO breast painting

Relisted – “A Little Bit of Hope #107″ – ACEO breast painting

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I Love Audrina Patridge's Short Skirt and Hot Legs

There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to sit back and realize that no matter how hard they try there will always be someone better than them. This post basically exists to speed it along for all of you women out there that actually believe that you could qualify as one of the hottest women on the planet. You can’t.

Here are some pics of Audrina Patridge at Bardot in LA last night and holy fack is she ever smoking hot. Honestly every time I see Audrina she only gets hotter and it really makes me wonder how she manages to pull it off. I think she’s a wizard or a unicorn or something magical like that. That’s pretty much the only explanation I got.

Advice: Drew Barrymore NSFW Edition

Miss Drew Barrymore on keeping the faith:
“I’ve always said that one night, I’m going to find myself in some field somewhere, I’m standing on grass, and it’s raining, and I’m with the person I love, and I know I’m at the very point I’ve been dreaming of getting to.” –the beautiful and talented Drew Barrymore

Whatever is going on, it too shall pass. Pray for the night and the rain and the grass of your own with that special unknown someone, and keep that vision in your mind, and it will come before you know it. It has to.

Casual Mafia's Wild Podcast!

You heard the rumors, you heard the denials…then you heard more rumors. Well folks, today we are proud to announce that the yet to be named, Casual Mafia podcast is indeed in production! At this time the details are sketchy but I can confirm that the show is hosted by Steve and Josh and will contain both local and International segments. You can look forward to new sketches, celebrity interviews, prank calls, hilarious illegal activity and maybe even a boob or two. It’s the type of content  that you love but network TV simply won’t allow! The show is tentatively scheduled to be broadcast on Wednesdays starting within the next few weeks. Check back here (often) for more details very soon!

Mamografías de ayer y hoy

Siguiendo con nuestra entrega mensual sobre ciencia y tecnología, atendemos hoy de nuevo al apasionante mundo de la técnica mamográfica. En anteriores entradas señalábamos los difíciles comienzos de este método exploratorio. Hoy queremos que el gran público conozca otros procedimientos.

En la imagen Gerinelda Aranguren en el proceso de laminación mamaria. En este caso la paciente consigue, mediante autosugestión, aplanar las protuberancias hasta límites insospechados. Se han alcanzado grosores de tan solo 4 mm. Eso sí, tal y como se aprecia en la imagen, es necesario depositar las tetas rápidamente en un plato de porcelana muy frío para que se mantengan en ese estado hasta el momento de la exploración propiamente dicha.

What ever happened to...

Still searching….it will come…have faith…in the meantime…

What ever happened to good clean family television?

Remember the days when you could actually sit in front of the “boob tube” and it didn’t mean something sexual? Really, the whole family could sit around and actually watch a show together without anyone being embarrassed or having to find creative ways to explain what was going on?

A huge set of lion nuts on Mutual of Omaha’s Animal Kingdom was as provocative as it got and the witch flying around Dorothy’s house during the tornado was as scary as it got (actually, that still scares the shit out of me!)

Fonzie never knocked up Pinkie. Shit, I don’t think he ever got a hummer. First base and he stopped.

Lenny and Squigy never got caught having “sword fights” after dark.

Carmine never dropped a roofie into Laverne’s TAB.

Corky never got caught by Becka with Arnold (the family dog) licking peanut butter off of his cock.

Stuff like that never happened.

Now, forget about it. The crap that passes as “educational” or “family” is scary.

So I say, bring back the good old days. Stop force feeding us crap.

That’s all I got.

Thanks for checking in and Have A Grateful Day!

Breaking news (nsfw -- surprise, surprise)

Breaking news: it is now retro to watch Gauge.

I believe Gauge was one of the best adult stars of the early 2000s, and represented an important trend, the resonation of which is still reverbating in the industry today: the individual, the self-made star, the branded girl who has put some time in to her scenes and has control over her career: the end of the casting couch and the rotating door of painful implants and bleached blondes. She arrived in porn with GoliathGirls at a time when it was first making the jump to streaming video, and that has obviously been a key role in the industry ever since. But I would argue that Gauge really emerged at the head of the pack in that initial grab-bag of amateurs and contracted girls who were the first computer screen queens.

This picture exemplifies several of the reasons that I make that assertion.

Gauge knew the value of looking the part. She kept on key pieces of jewelry, and not just cliched junk like a crucifix or a wedding ring. Simple stuff, like a pair of stud earrings or a black hills gold ring on an index finger. Stuff you’d be wearing and not taking off for sex. That’s important for making it realistic.

This went for hair, too, which she generally trends toward the lightly fetishistic with pigtails and braids, but never anything fancy or over the top. White scrunchies, they look like they came from the Walgreens, no crazy amounts of hairspray or spiral curling iron updos here. This is a chick who came straight from band practice or something, you know? Like how it really is. A+ all the way.

She closed her eyes during the good stuff, and she kissed a lot in her scenes. That’s 99.9% of it, in my opinion. At least for me.

Finally, she knew what she was about, she knew what the business was and how to do it and gave it thought (not, like, Sasha Grey or Belladonna levels of thought, but Sasha and Belladonna are very special cases). She eventually made the natural jump to behind the camera, but she had creative direction and control over her scenes even before that.

X: What about guys?
G: Who cares about the guys. (laughs) It’s all about the chicks.
–Gauge, Interview with Cindi Loftus, Xcitement magazine

I think she is right. No, I’m not going to be all mousy and not admit my opinions anymore, right? So what I mean to say is that I know she is right. And it’s at the heart of porn vs. erotica, of the intersection of sex and love … I have more to say about all this, later. It’s percolating.

Pamela Sue Anderson Broke? Photos.

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The Zaftig Chicks are Having a Bad Week, and Want Beauty Advice

By Bianca

Posting has been light this week for obvious reasons. I had to put my poor kitty down and Sylvia went away on vacation. Unfortunately she had to come back early for an emergency that I will let her tell you about when she is ready.

So we are just having a sucky week. The only good thing is that today is Friday, and I have my very first fashion show rehearsal this weekend. I haven’t been practicing walking in heels, so please pray that I don’t totally suck. Any advice about how to work it on the runway would be appreciated too.

Instead of an actual post today, I am going to ask everyone to tell us what their favorite beauty product is. Or favorite beauty tip or trick.

One trick that I learned a year ago to combat the chest rash that I get every time I sweat is to use 1% cortisone cream. I apply before bed, and in the morning, and the rash goes away. It’s awesome.

Woman Warrior (nsfw)

Topless archery: it is a thing.

A friend was given the news last night that she has breast cancer. They are moving quickly on it, I’m hoping for the best possible outcome. But I have known her a long time, not only do I consider her a friend in her own right but she is the mother of three of my dearest friendohs and the soon-to-be mother-in-law of a fourth dear one, so I’ve been constantly returning to this issue in my mind, the worry that they will not be able merely to isolate the cancer and remove it, the concern that the surgeon will advocate taking the entire breast, doing a masectomy to make sure the cancer does not return.

So it has had me thinking even more about girls and our bodies. I mean, I already was lazily toying with these notions, but now I am more consistently revisiting ideas about femininity, and breasts, and the image of the Amazonian, or Lady Macbeth’s “unsex me” speech. Why is it that breasts are so bound up in our vision of womanhood? I guess because they feed us? Because we have them and men don’t? I have no anwers and no keys into the doors of deeper thoughts, I’m still pretty preoccupied with my friend’s health. But I plan to come back to these thoughts later. For now I will I guess just collect some topless archery pictures while I ruminate on this stuff. You know. For science.

Poetry

Looking good in your pull over hood,

But I know you look better without the sweater.

Show me your boobs.  Can I hold them now?

I’ve been sitting on my hands for several reasons;

Your flesh is warmed by my touch.

Nipples are nature’s stick candy, sweet and pointed.

I am a pedantic romantic. 

You’re foolish for letting me near you.

Don’t put your shirt on yet.

Dammit!

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Hot Britney Spears Paparazzi Picture Gallery

Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) is an American singer and entertainer. Born in Mississippi and raised in Louisiana, Spears first appeared on national television in 1992 as a contestant on the Star Search program, and went on to star in Disney Channel’s television series The New Mickey Mouse Club from 1993 to 1994 with fellow singer Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. In 1997, Spears signed a recording contract with Jive, releasing her debut album …Baby One More Time in 1999. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200 with over 25 millions copies sold, and established her as a pop icon and “bona fide pop phenomenon”, credited for influencing the revival of teen pop in the late 1990s.[2]
In the years following her ascent to pop superstar, Spears’s personal life has been a frequent subject of celebrity and tabloid journalism. Spears has been married twice, most notably to Kevin Federline, has two children, and was the subject of a reality TV show with Federline in Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.
According to Zomba Label Group and Sony Music, Spears has sold over 84 million albums worldwide.[3][4][5] She is ranked as the eighth best-selling female recording artist in the U.S. with 35 million copies of her albums certified by the RIAA,[6] and is currently the fifth best-selling artist act of the decade in the country, as well as the top-selling female artist.[7] Spears is also ranked by Forbes 2009 issue as the 13th most powerful celebrity, and with earnings of over $35 million dollars in 2009, the 2nd-highest earning young musician of the year.[8][9]

Big Boobs And Big Butts Videos, Thats It!

Big Boobs And Big Butts Videos, Thats It!

Marilyn Scott was visiting from Texas and OMG this chick is smoking hot. Huge fucking tits, big ass, tight body, and adorable face – everything we love in a dirty girl. Marilyn wanted to get clean before she got down and dirty again so she slipped into a bubble bath. Watching her play in the tub and soaping up her tits was so sexy. It’s amazing how perky her massive tits are. Mike wasted no time pounding in Marilyn’s tight pussy and showing her how it’s done Bang Bros style. The chemistry between these two was really intense. This is definitely a Big Tits Round Asses you don’t want to miss!!   Click here for instant access

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Magical Feet And Outrageous Masturbation

Magical Feet And  Outrageous Masturbation

What’s up everyone, This week we have a special treat for all you foot lovers out there. Jasmine Jolie is fairly new to the scene and she has a naughty little mouth. Jasmine loves the feel of a nice hard cock on her feet. and she will let you know just how much it turns her on. This girl was unbelievable she was moaning while Carlo fucked her pretty little feet. Jasmine was so into the idea of a man sucking, licking and fucking her feet she was all wet from the excitement. Jasmine just couldn’t contain her kinky talk and let me tell you it was just AWESOME to hear her talk! Continue here

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Sex, Team, 5, Orgy, What?

Sex, Team, 5, Orgy, What?

This week the girls and shooter went out to the local skate park to aee if they can get some dumb skater dudes to fuck them. the girls were all geared up with boards in hand when they came across a group of dudes trying to show off for them. Isis , kelly and Ahsli told the dudes that they were filming for a new skate company called the FT5 and they needed some badasses to skate for them. what these dudes didn’t know was that the girls wanted some skater cock! Watch video!

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Stalker Gets Caught Maturbating By Hot Chick With Big Boobs

 

Stalker Gets Caught Maturbating By Hot Chick With Big Boobs

He longed for her lips to touch his cock, he would fantasize about her constantly. enough to follow her home at times to see what she was doing. Krystal is the hottest milf he knows and he wants nothing more than to rock her world. As he patiently waited in his car for her to get home and unwind he would think of the things he would do sexually to her. At last Krystal came home and wanted to take a quick shower so she can start her evening right as Carlo snuck into her yard to see what this work of art looked like in the nude. as he watched her slowly undress, he longed for her soft skin to graze against his. He wanted her soft lips to touch the tip of his cock. Carlo couldn’t take it anymore and began masturbating as he watched Krystal undress. until she caught him looking. She was shocked but something told her that he might be good in bed. after all she was impressed with his cock. what harm could this do?  Watch Video!

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Hot And Sexy Latins

Hot And Sexy Latins

Welcome back fellas. Today I went to burger place to film Lana at work. She replied my ad saying that she is a big fan on our website and BangBros on general, she also mentioned that she is good looking latina and she loves sex more then anything. Well how me that was a signal. I grabbed my camera and showed up at her place before she even opened. She told me that sometimes during the breaks she goes to the bathroom and masturbates. I asked her if she can do it in front of the camera and she did so. That was great. Then, of course I took her over to my place where my boy Enzo was waiting for us. This guy fucked the shit out of that nice pussy, but before that she sucked his cock like a wild woman. So go ahead and check out this episode. You gonna love it!!! Join here!

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I Don't Need More Cushioning!

I have always been a 34A.  My boobs grew and stopped and it’s been like that for at least 7 years.  I have come to love them like my boobs including the scar on the left one due to a mole removal.

Well I went shopping over the weekend and the non-sports bras that embraced my cup size was well…non-existent.  My boobs are apparently not large enough as evident by the extreme amount of padding in all of the bras.  I mean, I practically become a B cup with a bra on which makes me embarassed to take off my bra in front of people that I don’t know well.  Like, “oh, that’s all fake?”  I like my small boobs but I wish they would make bras that embraced their shape while providing some support.  I don’t want the triangle bras that do nothing and I don’t want to wear sports bras for the rest of my life.

Damnit I like my A cups, but why don’t the people who make bras like me?

Kelly Bensimon - Reality Show Slut to Get Naked for Playboy......

So this Kelly Bensimon chick is gonna give up the goods for Playboy soon. Apparently she’s some dumb slut that’s been on a reality shw called “The Real Housewives of New York”. Our research shows that she’s a relatively hot cougar (see plenty of pics after the jump) with a below average tit job.

Read the whole story here from D-Listed……………

SO CLICK HERE TO SEE SOME HOT PICS OF REALITY SLUT KELLY BENSIMON……………….

Thursday Link Dump

Indian Cricket Team Encouraged to Have Sex or Jerk Off before Games (Barstool Sports)
The Full Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss Video (Yeeeah)
Carrie Prejean is Dressed Like a Slut For Halloween (TMZ)
Plaxico’s First Night in Jail Didn’t Go So Well (Sports by Brooks)
25 Guys You Should Keep Away From Your Daughter (Manofest)
Eliza Dushku is Just Really Freakin HOT! (Popoholic)
10 items Recovered From the Lindsay Lohan Robbery (Celeb Jihad)
The Top 10 Action Movie Babes of All Time (Askmen)
10 Really Bad Celebrity Lip Jobs (Hollywood Fail)
10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups (Holy Taco)
Damn Michelle Lombardo is HOT (Gorilla Mask)
5 Kickass Sidekicks (Gunaxin)
Well Hello Univ. of Tennesse Dance Team (Uncoached)
76 Photos of Sorority Slumber Partys (Coed)
Briana Lloyd is HOT (Flisted)
10 Videos of Tila Tequila Acting Like a Whore (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Ashley Tisddale is Back to Being a Blonde, and Bringin’ It (Moe Jackson)

The Nude Truth

Den nakna sanningen av vårt handlande , visas i filmen “Age of Stupied” som hade premiär i Göteborg , Stockholm , Malmö mfl. I förgår. Själv var jag och såg filmen i Skärhamn ett litet samhälle på Tjörn i Västra Götaland. Filmen utspelar sig i ett världsarkiv , som skapats för att visa det som engång fanns på jorden innan vi förstörde den. Frågan som återkommer genom hela filmen är hur vi kunde låta det ske? och varför vi inte gjorde något när vi hade chansen? . Filmen utspelar sig år 2065 och hela jorden är förstörd till följ av globaluppvärmning.

Det är en ganska mörk film , men jag tror nog den kan ge en tanke väckare och jag hoppas många tar chansen att se den. Jag delade själv ut förslag på lösningar från Greenpeace efter filmen , för att ge folk något hopp efter en sådan mörk film. Jag tror kontentan måste blir att tiden för handling är nu! vi inte råd att vänta längre!!!!

Boobs on Bikes - Auckland 2009

Small, large, natural and artificial! Boobs parade in Auckland, New Zealand.
More than 80,000 people were estimated to have visited Queen St for this year’s Boobs on Bikes parade.
One of the biggest attraction at this year’s parade was Chelsea Charms, who boasts one of the world’s largest pair of breasts. As usual there have been complaints about the event, this time from Auckland’s fashion industry who were furious that the parade clashed with Air New Zealand Fashion Week.
The organiser, Steve Crow uses the parade to promote the annual Erotica Lifestyles Expo and usually faces some stiff opposition to the event from conservatives and feminists. However unlike previous years there was no official protest to get the parade cancelled.

Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

Nude Skydive is a very funny 2 1/2-min. commercial spot directed by Peter Harton for a Danish discount retail company.  The topless women are plummeting faster than the prices at Danish web discount retailer Fleggaard in this humorously racy web film!  While topless skydiving certainly sounds like interesting enough, I’ve actually posted this because I just love it when a golf or tennis match gets unexpectedly interrupted!

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Nude Skydive: Topless Women Plummeting Faster Than the Economy!

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Big Boobs And Sex On The Go

Big Boobs And Sex On The Go

Well,well, well.. look at we’ve got here… a repeat offender… or should I say.. repeat offended? So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found… but we had a chick on deck ready for the cock… how weird is this?!?!?! AND THAT’S WHERE IT BEGINS!!! So marc-ho and I ..more me actually.. came up with the great idea of picking up a local vagabond brother and convincing the chick that he was my fam… boy… Janet’s great tight ass and round perky natural tits were no match for the 13 inch baseball bat that Paul was hiding in his pants… I know I’ve said this countless times.. but THIS ONE IS THE TRUTH!!!! Movie’s so good… that I’d join just to see the outcum!!!! I mean we all know the ending… but it’s the journeys in life that make the destination that much greater… after all… Confucious does say…..ha! That’s one for the old school BB fans!!!! anyways… quit reading my b/s and join! The Dirty One! Click here!

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Raptor Sees it's Broken

There are movies that you expect to be pretty crappy which then turn out to be  pretty not crappy. The Broken, was one of those movies. I sat down to watch it and really was not pay to much attention for the first ten or fifteen mins. Then it got weird during a strange dream/flashback sequence and suddenly I was like WTF was that? Now I swear I will never look at a mirror the same way again, especially the sound of a breaking mirror.

Oh yeah, why you look 100% better with um...makeup

The story revolves around Gina McVey, played by the very hot Headey Lena (from 300), who after an accident and memory loss of events before it starts to believe that her partner is not who he is and has been replaced. As the story slowly evolves in an almost J Horror style we a picture builds up that shows an invasion of sorts. People having chest Xrays have their hearts on the opposite side than normal. This is rare. We get mirrors breaking for no know reason; until finally we find that something is coming through the mirrors. Doppelgangers of sorts and they kill the person they imitate and take over their lives Now I have probably spoiled of lot of the surprises for you, well it’s not the first time.

Leana Heady showing her money makers

I’ve never heard of the Director/Writer Sean Ellis but he seems to have an eye for setting a scene up and uses European like slow takes the build these up. One creepy scene is a shot of the other side of the mirror. It’s pitch black with the only light coming from the mirror itself. This seems to be a clue as to why they want out. Another great scene plays out with Ginas father standing before a pitch dark doorway, then from the darkness behind him the face of his doppelganger appear and turns to look at him. It was moments like this that sealed it for me.

I like that she likes to nude it up

The pacing on this film is slow and if you’re not the patient sort this could bore you but if you don’t mind the slow build up it pays off. The reason for this “invasion” is never really explained and revolves around Ginas slowly returning memories. Also the ending is fairly open which a lot of people won’t like but I didn’t mind at all. There is nudity (Yay) and a couple of kill scenes but overall nothing too gory. The Broken appealed to me and in the end I give it a 7.5/10.