Location: the kitchen
Time: 5:00 pm (we eat when senior citizens do…got a problem with that?)
Characters: Dad, Mom, Jesse, Alisa
Alisa: He said that he really liked me. He said that he’d call and he still hasn’t.
Dad: I would give him a few more days. Maybe he got the flu? You know it’s going around.
Alisa: OR maybe he just isn’t interested in me.
Mom: Alisa, you really haven’t given it enough time. I’m sure he’s a nice guy who is interested.
Alisa: He shouldn’t have lead me on like that. You don’t say you like me more than the others and then refuse to call when you say you will.
Dad: How many others is he seeing?
Alisa: two
Jesse: haha, slutty
Dad: Well then you’re just going to have to do something that none of the others have.
Alisa: show him my tits? (sidenote: Yes, I’m an Xtra Klassy truck driver. I know this and so do my parents. They love me anyway so don’t judge)
Dad: No, every slut does that. Do something different.
Alisa: I mean, the interview went so smoothly. It was amazing and he told me he was interested. He should have called by nowwwww.
END SCENE
This economy/job search is the worst boyfriend I have ever had. That is all.
This woman looks like a terrifying gremlin. However it pretty much sums up the way I feel.
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