Some random conversations from the past few weeks:
1. The one that made me laugh
LO: My love for you grows. Like herpes.
Me: Herpes? Don’t you mean, a tumor? (this is what I usually compare it to)
LO: I don’t know. I’ve never had a tumor.
*short pause*
*look at each other and burst out into maniac laughter*
*p.s. he does NOT have herpes*
2. The one that made me frustrated:
Mom: *calling me after work* I need you to pick me up something.
Me: What?
Mom: I bought ice cream. I need liquor for the top.
Me: I don’t have time to go after work.
Mom: *long-winded rambles about how I never do anything for her*
Me: God, fine. I’ll go. What do you need?
Mom: I can’t remember what it’s called.
3. The one that made my workday:
Em: *in the bathroom* How are you?
Me: Freaking tired. What a long day.
Em: Your voice is all raspy. Are you getting sick?
Me: Maybe. Or maybe I’m finally going through puberty!
Em: Yes. You probably are.
Me: Maybe I’ll get boobs!!!
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