As a shameless self promoter of The Casual Mafia, I am continually looking for websites to plug our genius sketches. I find blogs and websites who feature funny videos or just videos in general and you know grease the wheel… get us some free publicity. Listen I don’t mind joining newsletters from astronomy.com or causeIsaidso.com, but please stop making me go to my email to confirm the membership. I just signed up didn’t I? Why do I have to confirm it!? It’s kind of like if I went to a restaurant and ordered a steak and the waiter took the order, but I had to go back to the chef and say, “Yes I definitely want the steak. Can I get redirected back to my seat now?” I mean seriously, why do they do this? I am gonna go out tonight and say to the first girl I see, “Would like to sleep with me? Yes. Great. Could you please email me a confirmation email, and when you click confirm you’ll be redirected to my pants. Great thanks, see you in a few minutes, I have to buy condoms.” It can be easier right? I don’t know how to build websites or whatever, but just stop sending me confirmation emails. I really don’t mind getting spam, I really don’t, I hate HATE having to confirm my membership. ”Oh hi I’m Josh. Yep, I think you look great in that dress. No you don’t look fat! Send me an email, I’ll click to confirm.”
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