Friday, October 30, 2009

Girlfriends with benefits

Karen and I worked in the same department at the local hospital. We’d become very close friends, especially during the time she had breast cancer. She was one of the lucky ones, a survivor. When she and her family went on vacation my boyfriend and I house sat for them. We were pleasantly surprised to see pictures hanging on the wall in her bedroom just before she had breast surgery. The pictures were professionally taken and showed her in very sheer nightgowns with her breasts fully visible. Not the kind of pictures that you would normally see on the wall of someone with teenagers in the house.

We also found a stash of porn magazine’s under her clothes in the walk-in closet, which led us both to believe that her husband wasn’t the only fan of naked women and great tits. We enjoyed looking through the pictures, took a warm bath in their hot tub and had great sex before hitting the sack. Several times since then my boyfriend has mentioned how great those pictures were on the wall. Karen didn’t have big tits, but they were nicely shaped and, at least from the pictures, looked firm.

Because we were such close friends it was no surprise to me that she invited me to go to a three day conference in a city about four hours from home. It would be a nice break from our hectic schedules. I was looking forward to a couple days away from anyone I knew.

Even though we saw each other every day we had plenty to talk about regarding work, our families and a variety of other things. As we were driving, Greg, my boyfriend sent me a text asking if I’d been able to read his ‘article’ before I left. Greg was an author and while most of his writing was for the general public, he enjoyed writing porn for me. As I left for work that morning he gave me an envelope and told me it was reading material for when I was gone. I read it at work and was horny for the rest of the day.

After one text message from him I let out a giggle. Karen asked what was so funny. I figured what the heck. I told her about the text and Greg’s article. Almost on a whim I asked if she wanted to read it. She seemed very eager to do so. Judging from the look on Karen’s face she enjoyed the story as much as I did. Her face was red and she squirmed several times in her seat as she read. She smiled through the whole story.

“Whew! That was hot!” She said when she finished. I wish stuff like that really happened. With that, the talk turned to sex. Karen told me how since her surgery her husband seemed to have lost all interest in any physical activity. On the rare occasions when they made love he was all business, going straight to the fucking and paid no attention to the romance of it. She longed for the passionate touches that were a part of their marriage before her cancer.

All this talk about sex got me missing Greg even more. He was the complete opposite of the way Karen described her husband. He was always more than willing to play with my breasts and suck my clit. I loved feeling his tongue between my pussy lips and the way he finger fucked me to orgasm. Greg knew all the right places to send me and my panties were wet just thinking about it.

As we were driving, Karen pointed out an adult bookstore and made some comments about having to stop there to get some action on the way home. Her comments only fueled the fire between my legs. We finally got to the hotel and got settled in. I called Greg to let him know we were safe and Karen’s reaction when I let her read his story.  He was very turned on by the fact that he’d been able to turn on other women through hi s words.  

After we got settled in the hotel room we went down to the bar for a couple drinks and to scout the place out. It was a nice place with a good pool and hot tub. Since it was during the week we both agreed that we wouldn’t have to fight kids for the hot tub. THAT was a definite for tomorrow. We went back to the room and got ready for bed. I couldn’t help looking at Karen when she came out of the bathroom nude. She did have a great body and I found myself wanting to touch it.

The next day was full of meetings and seminars. Karen and I sat together all day. She was a nice relief from the boredom of class, as were Greg’s text messages. At the end of the day we took a walk, went to the mall and had supper before heading back to the hotel for a nice long hot tub.

While we were in the hot tub we were joined by a woman that could have been in Playboy! She had a great ass, and her breasts were bulging out of the skimpy bikini top. The three of us chatted while we let the stress from the day disappear, but I had a hard time not looking at her tits and wondering what it would be like to suck them. Greg and I had always fantasized about me with a woman, but had never had the opportunity to play. I felt my juices boiling the whole time we were in the pool.

Karen must have had the same idea. We got back to our room and started to get ready for bed. I was going to go into the bathroom to change, but Karen stripped naked right in front of me, so I decided modesty wasn’t an issue. We both climbed into our respective beds and Karen began to read. I decided a little TV would be good and began channel hopping. As I was doing so I happened across the playboy channel which, for some reason, wasn’t blocked as it usually was. Karen happened to glance up at that time and we both were treated to a great view of some sexy tits.

“Wow, those are almost as good as the chicks in the pool.” Karen commented and I readily agreed. Karen put her book down and looked over at me. “You know,” she said somewhat shyly, “I’m definitely NOT gay. I prefer cocks over anything, but looking at that chick in the pool and not at these babes on TV, I just wonder what it would be like to be with a woman sometime.”

I was a little taken back by her comment especially since I felt the same way. I wasn’t quite sure what to say and she mistook my hesitation for offense.

“I’m sorry,” She blurted, “I shouldn’t have said that. Sorry if I offended you.”

“NO! I said, not at all. My hesitation was because I feel the same way. When Greg and I were house-sitting a couple years ago we saw your pictures on the wall and both of us really enjoyed them.”

Karen looked up at me. “Really?” She seemed surprised. “You weren’t offended by them?”

“Not at all” I said, “In fact, just now I really enjoyed watching you undress.”

Karen got up and came over to my bed. She put her hand on my knee and said, “I’m really glad to hear that. I wasn’t just looking at the chick in the bikini tonight. I was watching you and your eyes. I saw the way you looked at her and it made me want you.”

With that Karen leaned towards me. I knew she was going to kiss me and I moved forward to meet her lips. When our lips met, she pushed her tongue towards me. I willingly opened my mouth and felt her tongue exploring my mouth. I’d never kissed a girl before, but I liked it. I felt my pussy getting wet and my nipples harden. I put my arms around Karen and pulled her close to me as our tongues continued to explore each other.

I wanted so much to touch her. I wanted to feel her hands on me. But I wasn’t real sure how to begin. I felt Karen’s hands move towards my side. I arched back, inviting her to move towards my breasts. I felt her hands over my nightgown caressing my nipples. I returned the favor, fondling her through her clothes.

I pulled Karen towards me and we lay down side by side. She moved the covers away so that she could touch me more. She slid her hands beneath my nighty and I felt her soft hands gently caressing my breasts. I moaned softly, “This feels so much better than I imagined.” I said softly to Karen. She pulled at the bottom of my nightgown and I rose so that she could pull it off me. I did the same with her and we lay naked with each other.

Karen moved her lips down my neck to my breasts. It felt so good to have a woman kissing me and sucking on me. I looked at her and at her nude body beside me, admiring her ass and her tits. I caressed her neck with one hand and her breasts with my other as she continued sucking on my nipples and pulling them into my mouth.  I felt her hand moving down my body. I spread my legs in anticipation of her fingers and moaned when I felt her soft hands on my mound. Her gentle, feminine fingers slid between my lips feeling my wetness.

I pulled Karen to me and moved my lips to her breasts as her finger fucked me softly. For the first time I felt a girls nipples in my mouth. She tasted so good. I pulled her tits deep in my mouth and heard her moan softly.  Her soft fingers increased their movement inside my pussy as she caressed my clit with her thumb. 

“OH!” I moaned loudly, “I’m cumming”. Karen increased her finger movement and found my g-spot. I came hard pushing against her hand wildly. Good as Greg was, I came harder with Karen than I’d cum in a long time. She kept her fingers in me until my orgasm subsided.

I pulled her to my lips and we kissed passionately again. I felt her hard nipples against my breasts. I felt her wet pussy as she began to hump my leg. Her breathing increased and I knew she was close. I grabbed her ass and pulled her harder against my body as I watched her breasts bouncing with the intensity of her pumping. Karen came hard and I felt her wetness on my leg.

“I need to taste you.” I whispered in her ear. Karen lay on the bed and I moved down to get my first ever taste of pussy. I gently split her lips with my tongue and tasted the sweet juices of her cunt. “You taste so good,” I moaned.

Karen reached down and pulled my ass towards her. I straddled her as we went 69 on each other. She licking my pussy and I on hers. I rose up a little to get a closer look at her. She was shaven and her bald lips were pink and swollen. I gently pushed my finger in her. Karen pulled my ass closer. I felt her finger move to my asshole and spread my legs wider so she could have easier access. I felt one finger enter my ass while the other was in my pussy.

I had two fingers in her wet cunt and was pumping her slowly. She was raising her hips to meet my movements. Her breathing increased and I knew she was close again. This excited me even more and I felt myself getting close as well. We brought each other to orgasm again and collapsed on each other’s naked bodies.

“I think I’d like you to stay in my bed tonight” I finally said softly. We slipped under the covers and held each other close, fondling and kissing until sleep over took us.

With the Skins in the shitter, ABC affiliate turns to Tits

(Nice job demonstrating the 4 point stance girls!)

(I have no idea why I used that photo…oh wait…its hot chicks bent over.)

(Oh and im not making fun of breast cancer in this post. yada yada yada)

This semester in my TV journalism class I’ve been taught that the rules for even network TV these days are lax in comparison to the olden times. For example-Law and Order SVU. Nuthin but violence and creepy fuckin storylines. Too shocking in the 70’s? Probably. But just the right edge for 2009. However this story is pushin it a bit. The Washington, DC affiliate of ABC will be showing non-blurred breast exams during the 5 and 11 o’clock news. The reason given- Well, cancers a problem and the stations viewership is 56% female. The likely reason- its sweeps week…and despite the millions of breasts on the internet(not that I’ve seen these) network TV boobs will rope some poor saps in.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091030/ap_en_tv/us_breasts_on_tv

Trapped

There was a fair bit of choice. And I had four pints of the exotically named and rather tasty Lindeboom in my belly. And my bloodstream. Hence Somerfield became stupendously confusing.

I was trying to persuade myself to be healthy while stood next to the chocolate muffins. Chocolate, nuts, that’s a fruit isn’t? I thought about asking the American couple next to me who were testing the bread for softness. But they appeared to be unfriendly. They had thin faces with bones and teeth and well it looked all a bit severe. And I wasn’t confident I could articulate it.

I couldn’t really justify £1.98 on chocolate muffins. Mainly because I couldn’t count my change. To do that would have required a degree of balance that as far as I could tell I had pissed into the blocked urinal along with what was left of the Lindeboom after it’s corrosive journey through my body.

So I sloped over to the cereal and the more roundly priced variety pack. Variety. Now that is interesting. I spent some time studying the variety and discovered that in fact it was not as various as it claimed. Two packs of Frosties and two packs of Coco Pops. And one box of something pretending not to be Coco Pops but that was Coco Pops. So out of 8 boxes 5 were not very various at all. This must be how God thought after thinking he made a multi-cultural world. Boil it all down and we’re all bloody Coco Pops.

Still, chocolate. And the health illusion of milk. Done deal.

Milk. I’ll be needing that won’t I? Hmmm, two pints. That should do it. Now to pick it up. Variety pack in one hand, bag hanging off the other shoulder. Something’s going to give.

I put it all down. Put the milk next to it. Then picked all three up in a bear hug. In retrospect, it probably looked mental.

So I go queue and the queue is quite long. So the spot I join is opposite the magazines and there’s two girls on the front of Zoo with pretty faces and breasts the size of shopping bags. Not just normal shopping bags but those monstrous bags for life. Except bags for life don’t have any plastic anymore and those girl’s boobs, well, they were about as natural as Kelly Brook acting.

And the person in front of me in the queue is a woman and the person behind me is a woman and they both look it me as if I am a pervert.

It’s a problem. Male on his own, slightly drunk, clutching a variety pack and a two-pint bottle of milk at 10.30pm and standing next to a couple of blondes with their baps out on the front of a magazine.

It didn’t look good for me. They were positively begging me to pick up the magazine so they could tut. I swear the one behind me tutted anyway, just in case I took it. Sexist that is. They don’t have to contend with naked men with surgically enhanced cocks staring at them in a queue.

Luckily, the staff at Somerfield are very efficient and I soon found myself at the till where, in putting down my items, I managed to spill change all over the counter. Which was great. The check out guy just stared at me, justifiably, as I scavenged my coins back, helplessly trying to put my non-existent finger nails under the coins to elevate them from the shiny flat service. I sacrificed a penny. It just wasn’t worth it.

And then off I went. Back to an empty flat. My variety pack in hand.

I don’t think I’ll go back to that Somerfield. You know, because.

Random boobs, burgers, and boys

Work SUCKED yesterday. 

I got my results back from the mammogram. I have benign calcifications. I am still a little freaked out. I called K who talked to the breast specialist at his hospital. He said that I shouldn’t worry, but I still worry. I called Tom who was so so sweet about the whole thing. “We will get through this. I am going to do some research. We’ll figure it out.” It’s funny that just  little use of “We” leaves me swooning.

I had dinner with Psychic Girl last night who I LOVE LOVE LOVE. We ate big fat juicy fresh burgers. Yum. 

I was supposed to go to Tom’s after but I got home to let the dog out, washed my face, sat on my bed, and that was the end of going anywhere. We giggled on the phone instead. 

He is at the auction this morning. Fingers crossed that I get a car today!

I have a REALLY big meeting today with some REALLY big people. I have on a super cute outfit. New BCBG sweater- super tailored in the front but with this awesome zipper that goes up the back, slim pencil shirt, fishnets, kick ass pumps, and a perfect gold bracelet.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hot Chicks Flash Big Butts And Big Boobs

Hot Chicks Flash Big Butts And Big Boobs

Mariah Milano is back and she’s creating havoc around LA, flashing her tits and letting dudes tap her ass. She just goes around like a wild girl not giving a damn about people’s opinions, she just cares about her loyalty to her fans!! She finishes the day by getting drilled hard by Talon’s fat cock. A real classic scene, AIP style! Join here!

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Truth or Dare Sex Parties

Truth or Dare Sex Parties

Texas, Texas, Texas…you never let me down. The minute I checked out this vid I knew I was in for a good time; it might’ve had something to do with the octopus beer bong and the “house rules” demanding that everybody’s shirts must be off, and titties bouncing all over the place. Did I mention that the whole room explodes into a massive fuck-frenzy once everybody’s clothes come off? All bets are off the table: Texas wins by a landslide. The 10k is yours. You’ve heard it before, and you’ll hear it again: everything is bigger in Texas! Join here!

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Big Butts Just Got Bigger

Big Butts Just Got Bigger

Forget the formalities my friends.MsJuicy has to have one of the nicest asses in Extreme Asses.This girl had the body of a well built stallion.An ass so fat u can set a cup with water inside and not spill a drop.MsJuicy was amazing.Im still thinking of that ass.The MsJuicy experience is mindboggling so have a look see and enjoy. Join here!

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Raptor Reads a Bloody Book

I’m a big fan of Hell raiser and yes some of the sequels too so I thought of checking out Clive Barkers’ Book of Blood. Mary, a paranormal expert and comes across a Simon, a psychic sensitive and asks him to help her prove the exists of spirits in a house that’s had an unexplained and violent past. When messages start to appear on the walls and bad things like oh, say the stories of the dead being cut into Simons flesh I think you pretty much proved it.

I was just walking along when suddenly Clive barker Graffiti’s my back! Dam Asshole.

Book of Blood started off pretty good with a girl getting attacked by a ghost and ending up with her face being ripped off. Well, that came out of nowhere. Unfortunately it was a slow down hill run to mediocrity from there. There were attempts at scares with kids going all undead face and ghosts appearing from no where but it just didn’t seem to gel. Mary starts of being quite sympathetic to Simon and seems like quite the nice person. Fair enough but in the last 20 or so minutes of the movie when Simons skin is being written into by ghosts she goes all psycho or mad or something. Even asking for his skin. There really is no build up to it and her story is that the dead must tell there tales and she needs to tell the world. Right. What ever. Obviously it lost something in the translation from Clive Barkers’ story to the movie.

I think she found Mr Winky

I really was hoping for better on this movie but alas I’m stuck with Hellraiser reruns. I wonder if can find my Nightbreed or Lords of Illusion DVDs? I give this movie a 5/10. Oh there was some boobage…I guess that’s something.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Boobs – Pandora, Russ & Ruth!
Pandora Peaks dances in the movie by Russ Meyer while Ruth Wallis sings ‘Boobs’ as a Soundtrack.
I had come across a page of Ruth Wallis’s Songs on the Internet Archive and the first thing I thought about was, Russ Meyer. I figured this was a Soundtrack to one of his Movies, but my Gut, Intuition and Scatter-Brain Logic knew it wasn’t. I realized that I had stumbled upon a hidden Jewel and good thing I didn’t step on it! While outing this together I, I realized I wasnt putting it together at all. I was putting it in place. Im getting a sneaking suspicion that Russ had this song in his head all the time and it just so happen to had been meant for this movie. All I did was Cut-N-Paste and trim all the clips for the Dance scenes. The Synchronicity was already there! Spooky, but very cool! Its only Russ anywho, just dont break his view, thats all,,,

I have been getting pretty burnt on Politics and if there wasn’t a Silly Season in Politics, I’ll make one up. It just so happen, that this is the week before Halloween and is also it week before Elections.

I hereby proclaim the week before Halloween and Election Day as ‘Boob Week’! A full week of “Political Rest” because the ‘Boobs’ have the remaining 51 weeks for ‘Political Unrest’.

Any and all persons discussing Politics without the slightest interjection of lighthearted banter will be given the Official Boob Salutation which is a combination of the backward LOSER Sign on Nose, Nose Thumbing and a Raspberry!

Next we will need a Congressperson with a Set to draft and introduce an emergency Bill in the House of Representatives and get those Halloween Boobs Full Frontal Passage! Do I hear an Amen? Amen!

Inthecrack Jo Soakin' Ass

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TERMINAL LAUGHTER SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION INITIATIVE

Extra! Extra! Search Engine Optimization a real "Slam Dunk" of "surf traffic"!

Dear Terminal Laughter contributors:

Greetings!  I hope the past few weeks have been as good to you as they have been to the blog.  As you know, our recent Titanic Historical Journal joke post has been a runaway success, generating upwards of dozens of hits per day!  In addition to the usual levity-seeking jokesters, we have started attracting large numbers of people seeking information about the Titanic.  By placing this topical trend in our comedic crosshairs, we have nearly doubled the popularity of our comedy division!  This brings me to my point.  I, the Terminal Laughter board of executives, in an effort to de-flag comedy-related sales and attract ad revenue, have decided to begin implementing search engine optimization (SEO) initiatives (or, as you may prefer to call them, ha-ha-haptimization initiatives!) into our comedy posts, effective immediately.

Here’s how it works: using Google AdWords, find the most popular searches for the subject you are lampooning, and use them.  If you are writing a piece involving, for example, beeswax, try to incorporate the most common form of the word, and all common associates.  Do not simply title your piece “Let’s Get Down To Beeswax” – while “beeswax” is popular, this title does not directly address the queries of many potential Googlers seeking “beeswax candles,” “pure beeswax,” and “natural beeswax”.  Why not name the same piece “Let’s Get Down To Beeswax: Pure, Natural Beeswax Candles.”  Now thousands more people can laugh at the article!

Now, about the articles: incorporate the key searches into the text twice in the introduction, twice in the conclusion, and at least once in the body.  This may get repetitive, but you can overcome this using creativity!  Try having a character only say the word “beeswax”.  When this character runs into the character that only says “Burt’s Bees Lip Balm”, not only will sparks fly, but we can increase our Google searchability AND our ad revenue from potential sponsor Burt’s Bees!  Also, so as not to discourage people lead to the site by our optimized titles, you might wish to incorporate some actual facts about pure, natural, organic beeswax candles.

Now beeswax is all well and good, but it’s not good business.  Burt’s Bees and their beeswax are here to stay, but they top out at 300,000 searches.  Google Analytics shows that “porn”, “boobs”, “Regis Philbin millionaire who”, and “gigantic boobs” are consistently the top searched items worldwide.  Why not write something about them?  You guys are creative – I’m laughing already!  However, don’t “bee” too adult – Burt’s Bees wishes to reach a more family-friendly audience, so please, minimize your sauciness.  Until Mr. Philbin responds to our advertorial inquests, we should “milk that honey train” for all it’s worth!

Finally, on less of a Search Engine Ha-Ha-Haptimization note: have fun!  It’s important to us that you, the writers, feel comfortable within these new guidelines.  So if you ever feel writer’s blocked or angry trying to think up a new thing, try feeling happy instead!  Remember – the Chinese google the same thing for “crisis” as they do for “opportunity”!

Yours etc.,

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Stupid questions on Yahoo! Answers

Question

I have beautifully-shaped breasts but i want more protruding nipples, anybody with a solution?

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Answer

Dry ice in your handbag. One quick swipe is all your need. Remember to do both. If you forget one.. it confuses everyone.Or try that hair gel for strong hold. Works well. Gets itchy after a while. Or just some face mask with tightens really strong will hold out for several hours. Clothes starch spray – use from 3 feet away, but put on a face mask first or it will starch your eye lashes. Put stapler pins in to your bra .. and wow you should see them stand… ATTENTION!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Duke It Out: Is Lingerie Right For Women?

[It's pretty obvious that the average CollegeCandy reader has some very strong opinions. Opinions that she likes to share with everyone on the site. We love a strong woman, so we thought we'd give her a real forum to discuss her thoughts, feelings, and perspectives. Every Friday I'll be featuring a hot topic (like inter-cultural dating!) and leaving it up to you, the readers, to duke it out. So, read it and get your debate on in the comments section below!]

With Halloween on the way, thing are getting sexed up, so it only seems right that we get down to discussing the bare minimum of sexy coverings – lingerie.

On one side, practically every woman I know owns at least a couple of sets of racy underpinnings, and there’s a good reason for it. Completely aside from the obvious “look sexy for sex” aspect of lingerie (let’s face it, if clothes are coming off, guys care less about the undies than what’s under them) there’s a certain mental boost that comes from wearing pretty things – even if no one else gets to see them. Like putting on a great set of heels, the right underwear can change your mood, maybe even make you want to be ballsier/flirtier/whateverer and pump up your game. And in turn, that feeling can lead to all sorts of good things, including sex.

Another bonus on the lingerie side is that brands like Victoria’s Secret and websites like figleaves have brought sexy (and wearable) lingerie into reasonable prices, so now we can all afford to have a little more “badda-bing” in our lives.  And yeah, the average guy probably couldn’t tell La Perla from Fruit of the Loom, but pretty underthings are still probably going to get his heart pounding better than the rose-printed cotton ones your grandma bought you in high school. When you look sexy, you feel sexy, and do any of us really wake up in the morning and say “I just wish I weren’t so damn sexy!” (well, maybe on a good day).

But, there are a lot of downsides to lingerie too. There’s still a pretty big disconnect between the sexy stuff and stuff you can really wear – with all the bumps and lacy bits, it almost inevitably shows under your clothes – not to mention all of the itchy-itchy, pokey-pokey. And, again like shoes, despite the meager amount of fabric involved, the really good stuff is nigh unreachable for those of us on a student budget. More than all of that though, are the implications from lingerie. For the sake of time, I’m going to ignore the “lingerie is sexist” part of the argument; it’s pretty easy to figure out and has been made other places. To me, the biggest problem comes from the lingerie industry itself – an industry that in many ways is more “size-ist” than any other segment of fashion.

I have long heard my chesty friends lament about how there just aren’t pretty bras made in their sizes, or how those that are don’t give them what they need in the support and comfort category. Meanwhile, those of us whose cups do not runneth over are faced with an overwhelming quantity of push-ups and cup additions that practically scream “you’re boobs aren’t big enough!” And all of the really high end stuff? Most of it seems to be made for girls who have so little body fat, they could practically go bra-less anyway.

What do you say? Is lingerie just the little ego boost you need? Or will you be sticking to the flesh toned undies that keep you in place and in comfort?

Miley Cyrus Presenting Boobs to a Pedophile

Here’s Miley still under the age of legal consent speed walking with her pedophile "boyfriend" (again SHE’S UNDER AGE DAMN IT).  He seems to be enjoying her fun bags that he’ll be spooging on within an hour of this photo having been taken.

Next is a picture of Miley doing the "exorcises" her pedophile boyfriend taught her.

WHY HASN’T HE BEEN ARRESTED AND REQUIRED TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER?

 

Inthecrack Viva strips out of her lingerie in the bedroom

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

On (Going and Coming) Home

This has been a long, hot summer. I have, or had, been stuck in the Re-Birth Canal with the lights out, just kind of sitting there pondering how much I should do to un-stick myself, or just wait and see what happens. I’ve been remembering a lot of early reading because of my predicaments: Persig, Watts, Casteneda (without the peyote of course) – forces of fate, deliberateness, pushing/pulling, cogs in wheels, not wanting to emphasize one way or the other as everything factored into everything else. There was a lot of momentum for me in my thoughts and words in the early summer. Some of it came as a routine evolved in our baby-filled household; I could write clearly and more freely and could sleep a bit more. But as the summer progressed it became hotter and hotter, and hotter still. New milestones emerged for baby and with it new routines and sporadic sleep. My physical family was in the Midwest dealing with life changes; my psychic family was undergoing metamorphosis as well. Furthermore, the economic blunder that has descended upon our country, our world, finally had descended upon us. As business owners we had several choices to make, all of which required waiting, creating a game of Tetrus out of our lives. I might have had more fun watching paint dry. But wait, I actually like watching paint dry. It’s the artist in me. I like to see what happens. But I use acrylics over oils. The results are quicker. I could feel isolation, sadness and depression, anxiety even, creeping up on me. I hadn’t quite anticipated this during Re-Birth, but I should have. I know better.

This summer in Arizona was particularly hot, even by native Arizonan standards. July was marked by many days around or over 110 degrees, challenging even the most resilient of desert cacti. When I became pregnant, I felt fortunate that I wasn’t going to spend my third trimester cooking my Easy Bake Oven in the searing heat. I’d heard from other friends how they spent as much time as possible floating in the pool during the hot summer months, wishing instead for ice baths, but it usually ceased to curb their extreme pregnancy symptoms. I learned the hard way: raising an infant during the summer in Arizona sucks. Too hot to take the baby outside, I felt isolated and alone, confined to the house suffering a summer version of extreme cabin fever. Many friends heard me say that I felt like Bill Murray in “Groundhog’s Day”: get up with baby, feed, change, play, read, all day, everyday, boobs included, always noting the time.

The pool was a diversion, but only when the east side of the house became shaded around four o’clock. The giant air-conditioned mall wasn’t really a great diversion or of great interest. Recently a girlfriend told me that there were only so many times she could buy things at the mall only to return them, just to stay out of the heat. I couldn’t even imagine packing up just to go anywhere. I cringed at the thought of boob sweat as soon as I walked out the door. I began resenting even living in Arizona. I thought of how wasteful we can become living in such a hot place – constant air conditioning, our water use and so on. I also became frustrated that we lived so far away from family who could offer to take the baby for a while, giving me a much needed break. It’s really about childcare. Just a break from the constant watchful eye would have been reprieve. But it wasn’t to be. It was what it was: I was raising a baby in this summer heat away from support. I did what I could to stay sane. Sleep was a huge factor.

A grounding force and humbling nemesis has been sleep deprivation. I still breastfeed Luna. Breast milk digests more quickly than formula and so she’s hungry a bit more often. It isn’t like she’s not sleeping. She is. She still takes three naps a day and sleeps 12 or 13 hours a night. It’s just that our schedules run in increments of one to four hours at a time, because I have to breastfeed her about five or six times a day. So sleep still comes mostly when I can get it, resulting in broken sleep. This is what I experienced all summer long. After a few days of that I become very, very grumpy. I know it, examine it, talk to my husband about it, take a nap and hope that I can feel rejuvenated upon awakening. This definitely did not help the emotional lows this summer, making it difficult to determine what was true: Was I really depressed or was my lack of sleep numbing my senses? I couldn’t tell and didn’t know, so I just decided to stick to the basics – sleep when I could, write when I could, exercise and cook when I felt like it, play with baby a lot, sing a lot, and keep talking to my husband about it. Communication, empathy and being easier on myself have been tremendous ointments, but there is a definite act of resurrection that comes with it.

So with this heat came dreams of leaving Arizona during the summers and maybe forever. We’d discussed it before, knowing our year-round commitment to Arizona would not last, but raising baby here had expedited our thinking. Our Midwest family had been going through tough changes – death, dying, grief on all levels, and there were happy times, too – and we looked forward to sharing baby. We planned several trips to Michigan. Despite the difficulty traveling with an infant, the change in weather was welcome and a relief. Grandmothers took baby on stroller rides while husband and I tip-toed away for a drink, or I simply showered freely. We spent time with all of the Great-Grandparents, giving my Grandfather a chance to meet the baby before he died. We traveled to Chicago, a place we’d lived before, to investigate possibilities of living there again, the city giving us what we needed as a family: stimulation, energy, culture, and proximity to the rest of the family. Yes, this is what we would do. It all seemed clear. But it wasn’t clear. None of it, except leaving for the summer, was clear, because we had other issues to tackle. Primarily, we were waiting for answers regarding my husband’s business – and greater universal answers — something about which we have mostly kept quiet until recently.

Failure.  The death of something.   Closing, shutting, can be humbling, braking, trying experiences.

My husband’s core business has been selling raw land online, particularly on eBay. It sounds kind of funny if you know him, or know anything about eBay or about real estate. It’s a completely unconventional form of investing, buying and selling, but it is very much alive. One can buy or sell purses, shoes, computers, and paper clips on eBay, and there is land for sale, too. Selling land is not my husband’s background. Rather, he’s a computer geek, a data junky, whose specialty is technological optimization – he makes things better using data and computers. It just so happened that he applied these skills to a business venture with his business partner, which included selling raw land virtually, and it worked for many years. We all worked hard, we played hard, we invested in our future and in our community. About a year ago, all of his hard work – many hours, weekends, sweat equity and investment – was becoming less and less fruitful as the economic downfall made its way toward us. We were beginning to wonder what was going to happen and seriously began contemplating next moves – mostly with anticipation, interest, nervousness and excitement. But we were also plagued by the unknown, by hard facts and, for me in part, a guilty conscience.

It was eerie. We could sense the tsunami effect of the Great Recession slowly but surely making its way toward the commercial end of the spectrum, and it was hitting my husband’s business on two fronts. From one side, echoing the residual effects of the home/bank lending mess, folks were having trouble finding ways to fund their land purchases – no more loans, no more credit, no more investing. Unless a person had cash, folks had to find other new or more creative ways to purchase land, directly impacting my husband’s business. From the other side, he owned a beautiful building in Old Town Scottsdale with four office suites, newly renovated by him and his business partner. As business after business closed and loans were cut off to business owners, fewer people were able to rent or stay in business, crippling my husband’s ability to pay for his own asset. Soon his building shared a common characteristic with neighboring buildings among the many Scottsdale blocks: a “For Sale or Lease” sign was posted in front of it. His building was one of the last to fall because they kept trying to make it work. But the area was a ghost town. With less money coming in and an investment that had now become an anchor, there was a huge burden.

Then there was the issue of our home, which, like his building as well as the homes of so many others in this country, was and is completely upside down. There is no equity left and it has significantly depreciated in value. Add to it the mortgage payments and the effort is worthless. Rumor has it that in the greater Phoenix area it will take at least five years for the situation to change. It became a question of good business sense, once we were able to let go of thinking about it emotionally, as to what we should do with these “assets.” Do we walk away from them or do we try all of the tricks that can help one get out of a home respectfully, such as a short sale or renting? How does my husband leave his business as positively as possible? What should we do as we plan for the next phase of life? All of these issues — the push/pull of “homes,” the crushing blows of defeat, the cogs in the wheel of life and a need to be quenched…and sleep – made for an increasingly tense summer, a loss of creative energy and my being stuck in the Re-Birth Canal.

As entrepreneurs we are inherently risk takers. It is not unlike us to move about, mentally and physically, chew on ideas, experience big highs and big lows. So dealing with all of this, toying with these notions of moving up and moving on, leaving and going – change – isn’t very difficult for us. However, I think it’s in the doses that left me sitting stone stupid, feeling flat, tired, stuck: depressed. It would seem that I’ve had mine, that we’ve had ours, in recent years and that surely this time of challenges has passed. But I know enough to remember that there is never just one or the other, just a high or just a low: there is always something being created. In times of peace a storm is always brewing. In times of despair, spring always, always comes.

So this mixed bag was upon us: a new baby, a debilitating heat, families far away and needing each other, suffering, and great loss, as well as opportunities and growth abounding. A first step in the decision-making process was dealing with my husband’s building. He and his partner put a lot of work into that space and it was a beauty. His staff used to occupy two of the suites among the four. Now it was just the two of them bringing in what they could and closing shop. But with fewer land sales, no renters able to fill the spaces and the building essentially without value, he and his business partner chose to walk away from it, which left the fate of the building and ours in the hands of the bank. If he suffered its loss he hardly let on. We know that the building will go up for auction in January. We will know then if he is responsible for anything else.

Then there was the decision to move and for what purpose, which I know began to cloud my judgment. Earlier this summer, our decision to move back to the Midwest was based on a need to be closer to family but also to be immersed in a city with a stronger pulse, especially geared toward my husband’s line of work. Chicago was at the top of the list. But after this long summer and considering everyone’s needs, we considered moving back to our hometown in Michigan for a year to be closer — literally as close as possible — to our families. This hiatus would enable everyone to be together, to help each other, and for me and my husband to take our time searching for the proper pad in Chicago as well as begin the next stage of our creative/work process. It seemed logical, right even. We were sure about the rental market there, and we began thinking about how we would move and when. A trip back to Michigan was required.

Michigan was busy. We looked for housing, we all tried to spend time together, and everyone tried to have some baby time. My Grandmother was a new widow. My Mother and stepfather were trying to figure out how their lives go with lung cancer in it. And there was only one house available. It was old – like mid-1800s old – beautiful but extremely musty and not move-in ready. We went back and forth on the house. We even considered temporarily sharing space with family just so we could start the ball rolling. That wasn’t right either. With no other options we moved forward with the plans to lease the old house, which enabled us to start thinking about the move. The plan was to return to Phoenix and pack; I’d return to Michigan early with baby to make the house ready for occupancy. In-laws would fly in to help us, we’d have a huge sale, we’d pack and purge. We could do this, surely.

We returned to Phoenix exhausted, but we were also becoming disillusioned. We also arrived to find a package from our mortgage bank with an offer we couldn’t refuse: a reduction of our mortgage payment that appropriately reflected the times and our significant financial loss. This would not have happened without the persistence of my husband and a very obliging bank. Furthermore, we heard virtually nothing from the realty company about the rental property in Michigan. And one more thing: the temperature had dropped about twenty degrees. We found ourselves immersed in our little oasis in the desert clearly recognizing that we were trying to fit a round peg into a square hole, and that our home is where we are right now, at this moment during the glorious eight months out of the year.

The more we talked about it the less sense it made; we were trying to organize chaos. It wasn’t that it was simply hot in Phoenix or that I was sleep deprived. It’s that in these last couple of years the gods had a board meeting and decided that we were to have a heaping mess of shitty challenges placed before us. These challenges included new life, death and cancers, coping with grief, marriages, estrangement, troubled economies, evaluation and reevaluation, distance, time, patience, wondering, wanting and waiting. I don’t suppose it’s any different from many other families currently dealing with the added stressors of economy or anything else. I just happen to be talking about mine out of cathartic necessity and as it pertains to baby and sleep deprivation, depression and loss of creative fire.

At eighty-two degrees I could now take the baby outside, I could open the windows, I could smell the earth relax again, not cook. Our lives could continue on our terms, a fortunate result we know we are blessed to have. There was no figuring what to keep or sell, how to move all of our crap, or how to cope from afar. There was simply coping. My husband has been able to successfully close his businesses, which is really a blessing in disguise, for when the creative life calls we must answer as best we can, as much as we can. Without the push he may not have returned to his roots. He bought some time to truly think about next steps.

As for me, there is a book I read which talks about the Ego being on a short leash. Patience and my Ego had a test of endurance this summer. My Ego almost won. I imagine it like one of the “Loony Toons” cartoons, where Foghorn Leghorn spanks the dog with the big paddle and then runs away knowing that the dog is chained to the doghouse. But sometimes the dog gets loose and sneaks up behind Foghorn Leghorn and occasionally gets to kick his ass. That was my Ego this summer, the dog. It got loose momentarily. It caught up with guilt – the being so far away part – and they had their way with me, just long enough to make it really hard to see for awhile.

And I remembered this. I remembered this knowledge at the same time the fog lifted and answers also came our way (I’m all of a sudden remembering “The Holy Grail” when the clouds part and God speaks to Arthur). And I knew we were right where we were supposed to be. I stopped clenching my teeth, no more headaches, much better sleep, just because we were doing the right thing. We moved Luna into her own room finally; we rock to sleep and play with pink dumptrucks. I repotted some plants. We’re doing some painting and unpacking of old and new. We’re taking it easier. The weather is fabulous and we take Lu on stroller rides and Bjorn walks around the neighborhood, adult beverages in hand. I also am able to write again.  The creative waters aren’t so murky now.  In fact, they aren’t really murky at all, it’s simply a matter of finding and making time.  There is joy once again as depression has lifted, about that I am sure. Sadness comes and goes, but I’ve lost and am losing important men in my life, and the women of my life are full-bore into life changes, and I miss the rest of the families everywhere; I just wish I could be there to hug them more often. I am far away, yes, but my husband and I have everything we need right here to get by and be fed. I feel as though my psychic family finally figured it out big time this time; I have been exorcised. Hopefully soon our families can figure out how to be closer in vicinity. In time.  As a friend and I discussed recently, in the fall anything can happen – and it has.  And in spring everything can happen. And it will.

And let there be no doubt:  we also will get the hell out of Arizona for the summers from now on.

Ahh...Can You Smell The Douchebag Privilege?

by sylvia

So Bianca’s post yesterday about privilege really riled some people up.  Was what she said really that controversial?

Because here’s the thing – I didn’t want Bianca to post that post.  I didn’t agree with her.  I’m still not sure I agree with her.  But see, that’s the beauty of this site – we like to hear opposing viewpoints (provided they are not “fat people gross, skinny people wonderful” trolly garbage).  So, every once in a while, Bianca and I are going to have opposing viewpoints from each other.

Sure, Bianca may read this post and think I’m being a chicken, but hey- that’s her opinion, right?  The truth of the matter is, Bianca and I have had very different paths up to this point.  Each of our experiences has made us who we are.    And regardless of those experiences, we get along really well.  Would we have been friends in high school?  Probably not.  But highschoolers are dipshits.  The point is, no matter what happened to us when we were younger, it  makes us who we are today.  And we’re pretty freakin’ awesome, regardless of the subjective “privileges” or “disadvantages” we may have or had.

We’re just people, damnit.  Since when does everything come down to such black & white concepts as “you have this so you should be this way, you don’t have that, so you should be this way?”

The Rotund actually called Bianca a “douchebag”.  Really?  A feminine hygiene product?  A guy with too much guy-liner and hair gel who is loud and obnoxious?  Someone who wears too much Axe?  Ahhhh….can you feel the acceptance giving you a great big hug?  Doesn’t it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

So yes, I get that The Rotund wrote a book with Kate Harding.  What surprises me is that The Rotund doesn’t write for Shapely Prose.  It might save people some time if they only have to write narrow-minded comments on one site instead of two.

And you know what?  I thought this whole community was about “FAT ACCEPTANCE.”  Well, I think what we’ve seen over the last few weeks is that you are only welcome in the Queendom if you agree with everything the Queen and/or Queens and her/their minions have to say.  Other than that, you are a douchebag troll.

How dare you have a differing opinion!  Let’s just hash out the same recycled garbage over and over again within our comfortable and safe bubble and make sure anyone – ANYONE – that does not agree with us is BANNED!  SHUNNED!  MADE A MOCKERY OF!  Because that is what sane adults do.

They must be so much fun at parties.

Let me offer you some insight into the conversation Bianca and I had prior to the infamous privilege post:

Sylvia:  OK, I feel alienated by your post.

Bianca: Why?

Sylvia:  Well, because I didn’t grow up pretty or modelesque with Hollywood looks, and I do get discriminated against because of my size. 

Bianca: I’m not trying to alienate people, it’s just how I feel.  I don’t think I should apologize for it, but I really don’t know what to do with the fact now that I have come to terms with it.

Sylvia: You don’t want to mention anything about the struggles you had growing up?

Bianca:  Nope.  I don’t want to make excuses that it’s ok that I’m x, y & z because a, b & c happened.

Sylvia:  If that’s how you feel and you’re being honest, go for it.

So maybe Bianca knows more about “privilege” than I do (as far as the whole “101″ bullshit goes).  Was her post “wrong”?  We got a mixed response, but I would say wrong or right, it was subjective.

So it got me thinking about my own “privilege.”  Hell, I didn’t even know there was such a thing as “privilege” in this community, and all these years I’ve been functioning without feeling guilty?

Oh wait, I have been feeling guilty.  About everything.  Maybe it’s the product of being raised Catholic and/or being the youngest in the family (and unfortunately the most sensitive in a family of people who have a tough time with emotions), but yeah.  I feel (or felt) guilty EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE.  For shit that isn’t even remotely my fault.  Because my parents “make me” feel guilty, and I let them.

FUCK THAT.

Now I’m supposed to evaluate all my privilege and then try not to feel bad about it? 

Ok, maybe I can do that, because I’m on all this whole “Acceptance” kick.  But you know what?  Do you have any idea how neurotic I am?  What makes you think I’m going to just let this go?

Are people on the street looking at me and saying “look, she’s fat, but she’s also white, drives a decent car, has a job, so I have more reason to hate her?” And then we gotta worry about writing this blog, putting ourselves out there, and being called “douchebags” and “bitches” in the process, and not from trolls, but from other people in FA?!?! 

Oh Lordy Lordy – it’s official.  The insanity train has left the station and I have business class seats.

Oh, there goes my train-seat privilege again.

Golden Gay

Pocas cosas hay en la vida tan decadentemente molonas como las fotonovelas porno. Aquí os dejo con un puñado de portadas de “Golden Gay” y otro tanto de páginas interiores. Tocaba todos los palos: coños con pollas, pollas con pollas, y coños con coños. A esto llamo yo una cosa completita, demonios. Por cierto, atención a una jovencita Brigitte Lahaie

¡Que les aproveche!

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Bare Necessities

Ah, much better. I’ve had to suffer with letting my pubic hair grow to save it for a wax before my magazine shoot, and today I finally got my brazilian wax!!! Take a look at my beautiful BARE pussy:

And look…

no bum hair! Yay!

I also had my roots redone and a tone so I’m a knockout blonde again thanks to Hairy Rumours in Coffs Harbour. If you’re ever in the area I recommend them.

I revisited an old favourite of mine, cheeky skirt shot. Back when I first tried it I had black hair:

This time I thought I’d put a school girl spin on it with my blonde hair, I probably should have used pigtails but it was a rather impromptu shoot. Maybe next time…

So, knockout or not? Leave a comment to let me know what you think =)

I talked with my cuck today because I was contacted by a ‘group’ on the adult dating site. Basically they are a couple, and not a bad looking one either, who hosts sex parties and I am considering attending one further down the track when we are more immersed in the lifestyle. I reason that if there are no men I find attractive I can always use a strap on to fuck the women or vice versa, and they take photos at these parties so expect some of those shots later on! Are you excited?

I asked if my fucking another woman would be cuckolding or helping him to be dominant, but I spose if he is included in the two girls play it is dominant and if he is not involved it is cuckolding. He said he would rather be involved in the girl/girl action, but would rather not be involved in any action I have with other men because he believes he will feel intimidated by the other man/men, which is fine by me.

Sorry if I’m boring you out there if anybody actually reads this, I can’t tell because there are no comments =(   Apart from frenchcuck, thanks for leaving a comment and supporting me. Greatly appreciated! =) More blogging after my magazine shoot on friday.

Tschüß! (see ya in German)

xox

Santa Doesn't Always Cum Through the Chimney

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Monday, October 19, 2009

2010 Beyond Boobs! Inc Breast Cancer Awareness Calendar

Last night was the unveiling gala for the 2010 Beyond Boobs! Inc. Breast Cancer Awareness Calendar or as one of the co-founders likes to call it, “a breast health manual disguised as a calendar”….. the event was a HUGE success in raising money for breast cancer research and support.

This is the 2nd year that I have done the photography for this organization. Both years, I have been humbled and in awe of these women’s (and men’s) stories.

In the 2010 calendar we have two men featured in it who were diagnosed with breast cancer and a 14 year old girl along with many other fabulous women.

The calendars are now for sale at:

http://www.beyondboobsinc.org/calendar.htm

Unfortunately, Ms. April, did not make it to the unveiling gala. Kate passed away last month but she was represented by 3 out of 4 of her young children.

If you have a moment, please, read her story and the selfless acts of the owner of the limo company in Virginia Beach in making sure she and her family were able to experience the magic of riding in the pink hummer…..

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/CANC13_20090812-215405/285724/

Again, thank you for all of your support!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Why do boobs sag?

So why do boobs sag? Some say it’s all about wearing the right bra, or not breastfeeding or both… Gee, I don’t know. All I know is I can see my boobs sagging.. ever so slowly! And why!? I’m not well endowed!

 

I’m not supposed to be one of those girls. And when I say those, I mean the girls and women who have reaped the benefits of being a double D in their youth, and it’s only fair that they suffer… Am I being unrealistic?

 

It seems only fair that those in the UNLUCKY batch, like myself,  should be saved from such a terrible fate.

 

I only feel compelled to say such a thing, because I feel saying it out loud, or writing it down somewhere would stop me from having Meg Ryan’s boobs by the time I’m 30. (Thirty is less than a decade away… Fuck, time flies by… )

Boobies..

Firstly, please keep an open mind when reading this post. If you’re under 18 or easily offended, you dont have to read any further ok.  I’m just ranting here

 

The other day, I was reading one article on “breasts”.. Wohoo.. Well.. It was actually about breast cancer lah kan but then it had some feedbacks from men as well.. What do they think about breasts.. And.. since I’m a very cool and handsome man.. I’d like to give my take as well

 

Now.. I dont expect to see many comments on this as we’re all very conservative people. We dont normally talk openly about the human body kan.. unless when we’re in the company of our good friends.. hehehe… 

 

Ok.. so here we go.. after reading the first few paragraphs.. they were writing about bra size. Apparently, many women dont even know their correct bra size. Why is that? Is it so hard to go to the shop and measure your bust? 

 

 

 

And then.. they were saying that.. some women, use their designer bras or the push up versions for sports. Hey.. even I know that when you do sports, you’ll need a sports bra. 

 

 

Now.. let’s go in a lil deeper shall we? Let me get this straight.. women think that guys go bonkers when it comes to boobies. Seriously, not all guys dig big boobs. Most of us like it to be real. Big or not so big. It’s the truth. I shall not go into the right or wrongs here as I’m not here to judge and this is solely my opinion. So.. from that article again, women actually dress up for men. Meaning, if they’re trying to impress or attract some attention,  they might wear some low cut blouse. Ok. That works. On the attention part. But then, when people keep staring at it.. please dont get upset. Especially when you talk to them… they might not make any eye contact as those eyes are actually focussed on something else.. hehehe.. 

 

And then.. on some internet forum, they were discussing about this particular actress. She actually had a boob job done when those guys were saying that she looked much much better before she went under the knife. This is a before picture.. 

 

 

So.. what I’m saying is.. sometimes, women make the wrong call to actually have their boobs bigger only to realize that in actual fact, men want it to be natural. 

 

Now.. lets discuss about photographing women.. Sensually. 

On many photography forum, we have many photographers trying to shoot scantily clad women. From my opinion, it’s very hard to shoot to make it look classy and not make the model look slutty. There’s plenty of light play but many guys fail to achieve this. Here’s a few examples that I think worked.

 

 

Now peeps.. I didnt shoot any of the pictures here. I’m attaching it as a sample. Credits to the photographers

 

Ok.. Now finally, this is how I would like to summarize my little story here.. Guys may like to look at boobies BUT it is NOT the reason for them to fall in love. To all the women who might be reading this.. be proud of your own body. Be your self. 

 

” Dont let them say you aint Beautiful… they can all get f**ked just stay TRUE to you”  

 

 

 

*peace*

I Have A Big Butt And Big Boob Story

I Have A Big Butt And Big Boob Story

You guys are going to be in shock when you get a load of Michelle and her shock absorbers. Her alpha beta all day suckers amazed us beyond belief. Anspermo let out a load on her she will not soon forget. Take a gander at her avocado corcovado babaloo backbreakers. I swear you get a tanlined mama with huge tits and ass and life just does not get any better my friends. I lick her bunghole for 15 minutes like NOTHIN! Join here!

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ATTENTION: Somebody's Teenage Daughter’s Butt

Factoid: The butts to which your attention has been drawn may only be 16 years old, so the accompanying pictures are not meant to be titillating.  Please keep one hand on the keyboard and the other on the mouse.  In this instance, mouse is not a metaphor.

I present somebody’s daughter’s butt here so as to insure you understand what I’m talking about.  The ONLY reason girls wear things with stuff written on the backside is to draw attention to their ass.  As they slip them on, they mean for men to look at their butt and want to get in to their pants.  There is no in between, there is no other reason.

By allowing their little darling to go out in public with a sign plastered across their booty, the future “victims” parents are demonstrating just how irresponsible they truly are.  It’s possible, not probable but possible, they could keep their wanna be slut from becoming a full on hoe if they enforce a little decency.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for girls with nice butts being kind enough to point it out.  Only reason I bring this up is because I had to listen to a coworker drone on about some old guy checking out her daughter at the mall yesterday.  Her “child” had the word “Luscious” on her ass.

            

I just think if you smoke you shouldn’t complain about body odor and if you let your kid go out with a bull’s-eye on her ass; you shouldn’t whine when some random guy takes a gander.

Of course along the same line, responsible parents wouldn’t let their little darling walk out the door with their tits hanging out either.  Below is a classic example of what I’m talking about . . . .

Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Work the phrase "you can’t motor boat a personality” into conversation.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Glee is not gay, but it is confusing...

So as the new TV season has found its footing I’ve found a few new shows that I am starting to really like, and as porn is not on cable TV yet, I am subject to great comedy, drama, and Glee.  I have no idea where that show fits.  It is genre busting.  There is songs, comedy, sort of drama, and confusing plot lines.  I have really no idea if I like the show, the music, or if I want to go back to high school and join glee club in case there are girls in there who wanna bang, bang me. (just in case there was confusion).  Now, I think there are dudes out there who agree that Glee is pretty awesome.  I just have no idea what is happening at sectionals?  What song are they gonna do?  When is there gonna be some wet T-shirt car washes?  Are they ever gonna do a cover of Boyz to Men?  I mean the sky is the limit!  Oh and Lutsk said a girl he went to camp with looked like the brunette lead… and she was a slut.  Now we’re talking.

BOOBS! Do I have your attention now?

As most of us may know, October is breast cancer awareness (BCA) month.

Everywhere is the usual pink ribbon logo, pink coffee mugs and lipstick cases, and even pink football jerseys with spots of brown from playing on the muddy field. But the busty powers-that-be have put pink in the corner, instead focusing on a new kind of awareness: BOOBS!

Boobs are everywhere. They are on billboards, public service announcements, and even on your girlfriend.

Though feminists groups are probably having a field day, I think this is an excellent marketing idea for creating buzz about BCA within the boobless sex.

Let’s take a minute to break this down:

Who is the target audience? Men.

What is their self-interest? Men like boobs.

Why should they act? Men want the boobs to stay.

It’s really that simple.

The sex symbol of boobs is being used market awareness to men. To me, this makes sense. After all, what they’re selling is, technically, breasts.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we start seeing BCA articles featuring attractive women in men’s magazine, such as GQ or Esquire. Hell, maybe even Playboy will jump on the BCA bandwagon.

The basic conclusion is this: Pink ribbons are for girls. Boobs are for men.

Now, where in the hell can I find a boobies calendar supporting breast cancer for my boyfriend?

Help, I Think I’m an ‘A’ Cup

When I once googled “mastectomy support” in search of women who were also trying to deal with the psychological implications of their cancer diagnoses and surgeries, most of the results it returned involved places to buy bras and prostheses.

Mastectomy “support” is not for your brain apparently, but just for your boobs.

Cuz it’s how you look, not how you feel, that matters.

Like I used to get comments on my “healthy glow” during chemo. The skin flush was a side effect of the Taxotere. But whatever. If you think I’m lookin’ rosy, I guess it doesn’t matter that I feel like death.

And if “no one will know” that you’ve had cancer because you’re sporting a reconstruction or prosthesis, I guess that means you can go ahead and get over it. Because in everybody else’s eyes it’s over, or never happened.

Part of the difficulty surrounding my surgeon’s decision was trying to determine how to treat cancer in a woman with, as she said, “such small breasts.” It wouldn’t be possible, she decided, to remove a 2.5 cm lump and leave a “cosmetically acceptable breast.”

Acceptable to whom? I wondered. She’d decided what was “acceptable” without ever asking me.

This was the same woman who, minutes after first telling me I had cancer, had felt one of the most important issues to bring up was “you will lose your hair.”

I’m not trying to chastise her for raising the issue, because it seems to be (though startlingly, I still think) a huge, even the biggest, concern for many women.

But I thought: I have a disease I could die from, and you’re talking about my hair?

The other day I finally went underwear shopping. An older lady was asking for the saleswoman’s help. “I’ve had breast surgery, and now I’m not sure what size I am,” she said.

Me too! I wanted to scream. Despite what you may think, despite how I may look, I’m not some 25-year-old choosing underwear to look sexy for her boyfriend; I’m trying to find something to put over my stitched-up, ex-cancerous un-boob.

I’ve had breast surgery, and I don’t know what size I am. The cancer occurred in my bigger breast, and for the sake of symmetry the reconstruction was meant to match the smaller left, meaning I’ve dropped down from a B to an A cup I guess. But that’s not really the problem here. I’ve had breast surgery, and I don’t know how I am.

The other night I dreamt of being in a bathtub with someone and wondering what to say, how to explain my body. Those dreams in which you find yourself suddenly, inexplicably naked are the worst. Even worse when you’re naked, and missing a breast.

But least I found something to replace the layers of T-shirts I’ve been wearing in lieu of a bra—a sort of stretchy, comfy, thin-strapped sports bra with a little padding for $4.99.

And I can amuse myself by thinking of “AA XXX” by Peaches as my theme song.

Outrageous Sex On The Web Is Back

Outrageous Sex On The Web Is Back

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Kaylani and Layla are strapped in, tied up and ready to get fucked…hard! These dirty raunchy whores take the hits and slams and suck every cock there, draining each drop of jizz and swapping every ounce of cum! While being bound, these whores get drenched in cum and even fucked in the asshole with a brutal anal creampie for these whores to enjoy….
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Big Butt White Girls And Black Men

Big Butt White Girls And Black Men

Fathers, lock up your daughters or just keep them from being stranded on the streets. I’ll take that opportunity to make my move and you’ll be disgusted once you see her pussy busted. I work fast with my game and even faster when I get white girls to get naked for my camera for some “home movie” fun. Emma Luvgood is a prime example of the way I work. I found her on the street, vulnerable and worried. After exchanging pleasantries she got in my hooptie and we were soon back to my hood. She looked as if she hadn’t been fucked well in a long time and I’d be there to remedy that problem. You see dads, you’re all going to go fucking crazy when I leak video of me fucking your daughters and bareback is how I flow. Emma Luvgood couldn’t keep her hands off my big black dick as she stroked it and sucked it and that’ll make you insane. Daddy’s little girl didn’t stop there and she was riding my fat black pole as her pussy was getting beet red from pelvic destruction. Have I pissed you off enough yet? Now ,after I drop my load on Emma’s face I’m going to upload it to the Internet just to make you go over the edge. After all, seeing your daughter getting ionvolved in interracial sex as well as interracial porn is gonna destroy you but as long as I had my fun. Right?  Join here!

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Oh Mongoose and Barbara Hershey, WHY

Dammit, Uncle Buck was on TV again. I rarely watch TV, but when I do, I watch with a vengeance. I flip it on to be a soundtrack to my productivity, because it’s probably better that the TV’s on than the neighbors hearing me scream Police songs in the kitchen again. And when I turn the damn thing on, there’s always something that will make me sit right down and watch it. The movies that I will ALWAYS sit down and watch on TV, no matter what, go like this:

- Uncle Buck

Long live the stogie, UB! Don't eat too much cheese, it'll bind up your plumbing inside.

- Any of the National Lampoon Vacation movies

"Maximum quaintness."

- Beaches.

Do you think we can make every female viewer start menopause by the end of this movie? Yes, I think so.

That’s right, you heard me. BEACHES. (Shut up.) I think it just reminds me of when my mom and I lived with our friend when I was little. She totally had Beaches on VHS and I would pop it in the awesome VCR (that purred when playing) while sick from school. I thought it was so rad that they would let me watch it, even though I was supposed to ignore it when they said hell and damn and when CC sings the Otto Titslinger song. I don’t think I even knew what ‘tit’ meant back then, but I liked the movie all the same. I didn’t actually see the ending until maybe a year or two later due to my knack for falling asleep 2/3 of the way through movies — what a sad way for that one to end! The sleep thing is also why I’ve never seen the ending to all of the Land Before Timeses and any of the Matrix movies. DON’T TELL ME IF SOMEONE DIES. That’s what happened with Top Gun. I don’t need that sass.

thursday night knockers

It’s been awhile since the last post, don’t worry, in the mean time check back and stay tuned, we’ll have some great posts coming up..

On another note, being thursday night, I decided to share a few old school joints, crowd pleasers or “thursday night knockers.”  This thursday, we’ll go from a few old hip-hop/r&b jams to some more current indie/dance remixes.

Check em’ out, tell me what you think. Enjoy!

-Matt

Jamiroquai – You Give Me Something

A Tribe Called Quest – Public Enemy (Saturday Night Virus Discomix)

Chromeo – Bonafide Lovin

Daft Punk – Something About Us (Eastar Remix)

Drake – Best I Ever Had (Grandtheft Remix)

Hugg & Pepp – Sweet Rosie (Turbo Edit)

Bonus Track:

Miike Snow – Cult Logic

Thursday, October 15, 2009

In Defense of Meghan McCain

In case you haven’t heard, daughter of former Republican presidential candidate John McCain and new media darling Meghan McCain posted a “spontaneous” photo to her Twitter account yesterday. She was promptly e-harassed by a gaggle of conservative dimwits who thought the photo was inappropriate.

Boobs.

Now, I’m not sure what is inappropriate here. Honestly, I see worse in most web page advertisements (even on non-porn sites!). Meghan McCain only got flack because she’s a Republican. Which is understandable, I guess. All Republicans should get flack for being Republican.

But these hypocrites and prude hypocrites calling her a whore for posting posting a picture to the internet in her pajamas need to seriously shut the fuck up. Women have boobs, and they are awesome.

Now, I probably would never have heard of this story if it weren’t for one thing: her reaction. Any normal person would have ignored the insults. I mean, it’s the internet. Everyone is expected to be a stupid asshole online. She made the mistake of taking the criticism personally, and threw a very public tantrum, as illustrated below.

Shut the fuck up, seriously. You’re not helping yourself.

She drew more attention to herself by responding than the original picture would have warranted. Now the story is popping up all over the place, include my stupid blog. If she hadn’t responded, the story would probably have been buried by now.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Randomness

by sylvia

ok – some random things:

  • my bellybutton really itches.  and you know how much I hate belly buttons
  • i saw not one, but TWO people wearing stirrup pants yesterday, and within 20 minutes of each other.  And no,  they weren’t riding horses.  Rather, it was more like this: 

  • Was there a full moon last night?  Cuz people be drivin’ INSANE
  • my roots of my hair are like 3 inches long.  is it wrong that I am fascinated by this?
  • i love pickles
  • i love baby corn (I’m eating some right now, asamatteroffact)
  • getting my haircut this weekend is bittersweet because I will miss all of my split ends
  • can I be a stay-at-home mom without the mom part or the housework part?
  • there is nothing on TV during the day unless you like Judge shows or cartoons (thank God I LOVE both)
  • Have I told you lately that I love you?

Ok, how about you?  Got any random ramblings you care to share?

Lisa Guerrero - Hot Random Celeb in Playboy

We continue this string with former Monday Night Football Sidleine reporter hottie Lisa Guerrero (huge gallery after the jump).

While you’re here, check out the previous posts on this thread, all smokin’ hot!! (click each celebs name for a huge unclothed gallery)

Kristy Swanson
Tricia Helfer
Heidi Montag
Willa Ford
Vida Guerra
Traci Bingham
Gena Lee Nolin
Rosanna Arquette
Garcelle Beauvais
Barbara Bach
Aubrey O’Day
Jamie Pressly
Drew Barrymore
Suzanne Somers
Shannon Elizabeth
Charlotte Lewis
Lisa Rinna
Charisma Carpenter
Stacey Dash

OK, so on to Lisa Guerrero. She’s originally from Chicago. She was an L.A. Rams cheerleader for a brief period. Then she was an enening sports anchor in L.A. Then she moved on to Fox’s “Best Damn Sports Show Period”. And that’s when she got the gig as the sideline reporter for MNF. She was so freakin’ bad at it it was hard to believe!!!! Unfortunatley, those giant tits don’t contain brains. After one season on MNF, she got canned. She’s now on some shit show called “Inside Edition.

Whatever, gave up the goods for Playboy in January of 2006. See all the pics below (pretty damn nice!!).

SO CLICK HERE TO SEE A HUGE GALLERY OF LISA GUERRERO’S HUGE TITS…………..

Original Fake and The Best Camera Evar?

New Original Fake Releases for October, featuring, you guessed it, Boobs. But the gloves and the jacket are also pretty dope. They’re out now, so they should pop up at any OF store near you. Peep

Next Up, the Nikon D3s. This may just be the illest camera I’ve ever seen, You can crank the ISO up to 102,000. No, that’s not a typo, one hundred and two thousand. The only negative I’ve read about it so far is the fact that video only goes to 720 and not 1080, which is the norm, but it’s 12.1 MP, and the body looks to be, from all the images I’ve seen thus far, smaller than my D40, which is no giant camera in itself. The major downgrade? The Price. Anyone with this camera has automatically achieved baller status in my book. It’s a cool $5,200 for dat azz. Yeah, that isn’t a typo either. Peep Below

*images from HypeBeast

Inthecrack Natasha

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Monday, October 12, 2009

Cougar sucks morning cock and gets her pussy fucked

Read after, “Sexy Stud is hired to care for Cougar’s Pussy.”

                I’ve never slept so soundly. There was absolutely no noise coming from traffic or people or anything. All I heard was Gavin’s breathing.

                God I feel better.

                Sun streamed in through several small skylights in the ceiling. I squinted and could see a larger skylight through the airplane hangars roof.

                How cool is that?

                My eyes adjusted to the light and I gazed around Gavin’s bedroom. It was simple. We’d slept in his king-sized bed with leather headboard and footboard. He had a chest of drawers and a night stand with a lamp. There was nothing on the walls or even setting out on his furniture.

                We were no longer in the spoon position and I rolled over to see that Gavin was flat on his back with the covers across his torso. I could also see his hard cock attempting to tent pole the heavy sheet and blanket.

                I was overcome with passion and gratitude and wanted to suck him into my mouth. I wanted Gavin to feel my warm saliva bathing his cock first thing when he awoke.

                I quietly crept beneath the covers and straddled my new lover. I bent down onto him, slurping his delicious morning wood into my mouth.

                “Mmmmm,” he moaned.

                I felt his hands touch my bare shoulders and stroke my hair from my face as I suckled the head of his yummy prick.

                “I want to see you Delaynee,” Gavin said while pulling the covers back. “Ohhh, my God you’re beautiful.”

                I could hear Gavin sucking air into his mouth through clenched teeth as I bobbed my mouth up and down in long spitty strokes on his cock.

                Gavin sat up and pulled me off of his prick and looked into my eyes.

                “Good morning,” he said.
                “Indeed,” I replied.

                He kissed my lips, neck, shoulder and breasts. He flipped me onto my back and nose-dived into my dripping cunt. He ate me with urgency as though he’d never tasted pussy before. He licked in short flat strokes, and then would take the time to nibble on my clit. He spread my pussy lips with his hands taking my clit in between his teeth and rubbing it with them.

                I arched my back as my cunt juices trickled out and onto his lapping tongue.

                “Gavin,” I said. 

                “Yes baby?”

                He asked poking at my holes with his tongue and exploring my flesh with his fingers.

                “I’m afraid to cum,” I said. “I don’t want to end back up in the hospital because you screwed me dry.”

                We laughed. Our eyes met.

                “Yes, that could be a problem,” he said. “I’ll be right back.”

                Gavin crawled out from between my legs, his prick stood straight out like a sword.

                “I’ll bring you something to drink so you don’t get dehydrated.”

                I rubbed my kitty a little.

                He watched as I churned under my own touch.

                “I’ll bring a whole pitcher of something to drink.”

                We laughed again.

                “Wait,” I said.

                He stopped.

                “Where’s your bathroom?”

                He pointed in the bathrooms direction.

                “Thanks,” I said blushing.

                I could hear him making us a pitcher of something in the kitchen when I walked into his bathroom. It too was decoration less and only had a tube of toothpaste, toothbrush and comb on the counter.

                I checked my look in the mirror. My hair looked messy and sexy. I sat down to pee and squirted just a little toothpaste on my finger and brushed my teeth and tongue a little. When I finished pee-ing I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out. I returned to his bed and waited for him.

                He brought in a pitcher of pineapple juice, a pitcher of water and two glasses.

                “What would you like?”

                He was standing right next to me and his prick was still somewhat hard. I threw my feet over the bed and sat up and took it into my mouth.

                “Waaittt a sec,” he said. “Name your liquid of choice first.”

                “Me likey the juice,” I said playfully.

                Gavin quickly poured my juice as I jacked his cock in my hands.

                He handed me the glass and backed away from me.

                “My turn,” he said excusing himself to the bathroom.

                I could hear Gavin brushing his teeth while I took a drink of the juice.

                Toothpaste, ugh.

                After a few more sips, the refreshing juice no longer stung my tongue.

                I looked out Gavin’s bedroom window to the hanger. There seemed to be no one else here but us.

                “Gavin, does anyone work here with you?”

                “No,” he said. “This is my home.”

                “What can I pour for you?” I asked Gavin hearing him starting to pee.

                “Water,” he said.

                Smart man not mixing the toothpaste with fruit juice.

                 I poured Gavin a glass of water. By the time of his return I was propped up on a pillow with my legs spread ready and waiting for him.

                I could feel Gavin’s heated gaze as I stretched my pussy lips apart and rubbed my clit with my spit covered fingers. My pussy muscles contracted, depositing my moisture on the sheet for Gavin to see.

                “Delaynee I want to fuck you.”

                I closed my legs, teasing Gavin.

                He pried them apart.

                You want to fuck that hot pussy, you’re going to have to come and get it.

                “If you want it, come and get it,” I said taking off.

                Gavin sprang to attention and so did his cock. He chased me down his hallway and out his door into the hanger.

                We were excited and I could tell by the look on his face that he liked this.

                “Now Delaynee, my brother said for you not to over-exert yourself.”

                “Oh ya,” I said. “And if the doctor were here right now, what would he tell you to do to me?”

                I saw a portable staircase of sorts out of the corner of my eye. It must have been something Gavin used when doing work on the plane.

                “Would he tell you to . . .” I said as I took the stairs and pushed them over to the jet. “Would he tell you to spread my ass across the engine of this jet and spank me for being bad?”

                Gavin’s prick jumped, raising and lowering in approval.

                “Oh ya Delaynee, that’s exactly what he’d want me to do to you.”

                I slowly climbed the stairs, our eyes never losing contact with the others.

                “Once I was properly paddled,” I said climbing on top of the engine and straddling it, my eyes looking over my shoulder at him. “Would he tell you to push your cock inside me and check to make sure that everything was still in its place?”

                “Mmmm hmmm,” Gavin said going nose deep into my wet snatch as I spread myself across the engine.

                Gavin pulled my ass cheeks apart and started tongue fucking my pussy and asshole.

                “That feels so damn good,” I said as I clutched the metal of the plane.

                Smack!

                Gavin gave my ass a hard slap, the pain and heat mixing making pure pleasure for my aching pussy.

                “I think if my brother were here he’d want you to suck his cock while I fucked you.”

                Wow, where did that suggestion come from you mind-reader.

                Smack, smack!

                Two more spankings, even harder this time.

                “Oh ya Gavin, I’d suck his cock while you fucked me baby.”         

                Hey, he brought it up so I’m going there.

                Gavin swirled the head of his hard cock around my engorged pussy lips, parting them with it and slipping it inside my hot cunt.

                My tits were smashed against the plane and with every pump up Gavin’s fucking they squished up and down on the plane teasing him.

                Gavin was forceful and I liked it. The more we talked about his brother, the better of a lover he became.

                “Would you let your brother cum on my tits?”

                Smack!

                Gavin spanked my ass as he pounded the fuck out of me with his hard cock. He pulled my long hair and rode me like I was a horse and my hair were the reigns.

                Smack, smack!

                My pussy was getting so hot from all his spanking and thinking of Garrett and Gavin me doing me at the same time that I knew I was about to cum. My muscles tightened as Gavin smacked another slap down onto the cheek of my ass.

                “Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum,” I said holding onto the plane’s engine. “Rub my clitty Gavin.”

                “Oh I’ll rub it my Goddess whore,” he said with such aggression.

                I loved it!

                Gavin pulled on my hair and reached around and started rubbing my pussy for me.

                “My brother will cum deep in your throat if I want him,” he said.

                “Yes Gavin, yes,” I uttered as my pussy started to shutter and explode it’s juices.

                Gavin knelt behind me and lapped at my cum as it rushed out of my velvet box. My juices dripped all over his face as he flipped me over when he was finished eating my saucy snatch.

                “Get on your knees my Goddess slut and eat this cock,” he said pushing me to my knees and sticking his prick into the back of my throat.

                Gavin fucked my mouth like a pro. He made me gag on his yummy cock.

                “You’re eyes are so pretty my Goddess slut,” he said as he fucked my mouth.

                “Mmmmm,” I moaned.

                “Yes, take it my little whore,” he said. “Take it like it was Garrett’s. Suck it into your throat and eat my brothers cum.”

                Gavin reached down and slapped my tit so hard. I winced as the pleasure mixed with pain and he pulled the back of my head down onto his delicious prick.

                Gavin’s cum shot out in threads landing at the back of my mouth. I slurped and swallowed and ate it as though it was his twins cock.

                When he finished I became emotional and started to cry.

                Gavin knelt beside me and held me.

                “Delaynee, I’m sorry, I . . .”

                “No, don’t be sorry Gavin,” I said. “I liked it. I’ve dreamed my whole life to be used like that. It made me feel good.”

                “I just get so jealous of my brother,” he said. “The thought of him doing that to you made me want to claim you.”

                “I’m yours,” I said as I started to shake.

                Gavin scooped me into his arms and carried me down the steps. Just as we reached his door his airplane hangar door started to open automatically.

                “It’s Garrett,” he said taking me to his bedroom and laying me down on his bed. “He’s here to check on you.”

                “What?” I said in disbelief, wrapping myself in a sheet.

                I knew I smelled like sex. I knew if Garrett came near me I’d fuck him. Gavin knew it too and I could tell he didn’t want that.

                “Get in the shower,” he said. “I’ll stall him.”

                Gavin slipped into a pair of sweats and met his brother at the door.

                Gavin had put my suitcase in his bathroom the night before so I started my shower and got my toiletries from my bag.

                As I showered I wondered what was being said. Were they plotting to fuck me? Had Gavin shared his girlfriends before?

I finished shaving and shampooing and I knew I was about to find out.

                I wrapped in a towel and went back into the bedroom. Gavin and Garrett were both waiting there for me.

                Oh my . . .