Romantical

Another note about Kate and I:  just cause we’re both chicks doesn’t mean the sex is all romantical all the time.

We don’t move in slow motion, kiss exotically, or uses roses during foreplay. I hate seeing that fake porn shit with ‘lesbian’ women getting it on. TRANSLATE TO: paid women attempting to perform to some preconceived notion.

You want to see some hot shit? Try finding real woman on woman porn. Instead of cheesy music and creepy eyeballs looking at the camera you’ll get genuinely horny chicks engrossed in what they’re doing…fucking, sucking, getting hot, grinding, moaning, and loving each other.

It’s a cryin shame porn isn’t more realistic!

See this? Stop fucking staring at me with your creepy eyes. *shudder* I know they’re acting, but for cripes sake – look at each other.

Maybe…maybe if I was a dude (and apparently dumb as a rock) I’d think, ‘ooooh, they’re really looking at me! They must wannnnnnt me.’ But I doubt it.

Someone help me out: Where’s the real stuff?