Lor: Have you ever respawned on top of someone before?
Me: *stares at barmaid thinking* She must be cold her nipples are erect!…huh?
*realises it’s her back*…on her back?!
*wonders why the barmaid has nipples on her back*
*explains to Lor*
Lor: They must have gone straight through.
Me: I just got accosted by tit-loving chavs!
Lor: You need to spring clean
Me: *looks down at my boobs* What? They’re not dusty!
Lor: Look he’s rubbing down the cue…to turn it on a bit
Lor: Snooker cue dancing!
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