Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Newtown Always Provides The Best Quotes

Lor: Have you ever respawned on top of someone before?

Me: *stares at barmaid thinking* She must be cold her nipples are erect!…huh?

*realises it’s her back*…on her back?!

*wonders why the barmaid has nipples on her back*

*explains to Lor*

Lor: They must have gone straight through.

Me: I just got accosted by tit-loving chavs!

Lor: You need to spring clean

Me: *looks down at my boobs* What? They’re not dusty!

Lor: Look he’s rubbing down the cue…to turn it on a bit

Lor: Snooker cue dancing!

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